- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I forgot. I already cut a piece of this marble cake I baked this morning.
- Fred Flintstone: You got a piece for the other cavity?
- Wilma Flintstone: That's enough for you. The rest is for Mrs. Pebble. Her little boy Alonzo is sick.
- Fred Flintstone: Ah, that Alonzo. Probably an upset stomach from all that junk he eats.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, boy, look who's talking.
- [after finding out Wilma and Betty caught the measles]
- Betty Rubble: First Wilma, then me. We caught it from little Alonzo next door.
- Fred Flintstone: Alonzo? I'll sue him!
- Barney Rubble: [while doing dishes] Hey, uh, how about letting me wash for a while and you wipe, Wilma?
- Fred Flintstone: Okay. Will you stop that ''Wilma'' stuff? You make me sick! Hey, that's it! If I was sick, I wouldn't have to do this stuff!
- [Fred runs off]
- Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred, where are you going?
- Fred Flintstone: Over to Alonzo's house! Maybe it ain't too late to catch the measles!
- Fred Flintstone: Give me one good reason why we should waste a stamp on this contest.
- Wilma Flintstone: The first prize is 10,000 bucks.
- Fred Flintstone: That's one good reason.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, uh, Fred, do you think the girls stand a chance in the Tasty Pastry Contest, huh?
- Fred Flintstone: Are you kidding? Dino has a better chance of winning than they have.
- Wilma Flintstone: [sighs] Well, what a job. Do you realize we spent the whole afternoon just chipping out that recipe?
- Betty Rubble: I know, but it'll be worth it if we win. I can't wait to tell Barney.
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, I can wait to tell Fred. I can just hear him when I tell him it's called the Upside Down Flint-Rubble Bubble Cake.
- Betty Rubble: Yeah, I know.
- Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: [mimics Fred] ''Upside Down Flint-Rubble Bubble Cake? Oh, boy!''
- Fred Flintstone: Hey, what is this anyway, Wilma?
- Wilma Flintstone: Betty and I are entering the Tasty Pastry Contest.
- Fred Flintstone: Tasty Pastry Contest?
- Wilma Flintstone: Mm-hmm. It's Betty's recipe for that marble cake.
- Betty Rubble: Uh-huh, and Wilma's ''pinch of this and dash of that'' system.
- Wilma Flintstone: We wrote it all down and called it the Upside Down Flint-Rubble Bubble Cake.
- Fred Flintstone: Upside Down Flint-Rubble Bubble Cake? Oh, boy!
- Fred Flintstone: Well, partner, how's about a little party to celebrate in advance?
- Barney Rubble: Right, partner. I'll get the ice cream and the Gookie Cookies.
- Fred Flintstone: And I'll get the ketchup.
- Wilma Flintstone: Ice cream and ketchup?
- Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: EEEEWW!