- TV Announcer: [about Fred] Uh-oh, Pizanno's hit the turn too fast. I see it, but I don't believe it. He's actually driving on the side of the wall.
- [the crowd cheers]
- TV Announcer: I've never seen such a display of speed and skill. He drives like...
- Wilma Flintstone: I know, like he's coming home from work on the freeway.
- Fred Flintstone: [using his Italian accent] It's look like Goggles Paesano has drove his last race. From now on, he's only gonna drive on the freeway.
- [tosses his goggles on Barney's face]
- Barney Rubble: [with an Italian accent] It looks like Goggles Paesano is hanging up his goggles.
- Fred Flintstone: That's right.
- Mr. Slate: My name's Slate.
- Fred Flintstone: [using an Italian accent] Uh... I'm Goggles Pizanno from the old country.
- Mr. Slate: You look just like a fella who works for me.
- Fred Flintstone: He's a good man, no?
- Mr. Slate: He's a good man, no is right.
- [after discovering Fred and Barney have entered the Indianrockolis 500]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, let's get over there and stop them. We're too young to collect insurance.
- [while watching Fred, as Goggles Paesano, drive on TV]
- Wilma Flintstone: All I can say is that Goggles Paesano drives a lot like Fred coming home on the freeway.
- [about entering the race]
- Fred Flintstone: You'll be pit man, the mechanical genius, and I'll drive. Varoom!
- Barney Rubble: Well, judging by the way you drive home on the freeway, you ought to do real good at Indianrockolis.
- Betty Rubble: You know, Barney did the sweetest thing this morning. He let me sleep, and when I woke up, he'd already gone to work.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred did the same thing.
- Betty Rubble: I kind of missed Barney's usual early morning greeting of, "Good morning, Betty, and a howdy do do to youty too too."
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred's a riot, too, with his early morning questions, "Wilma, where's my razor? Wilma, where's my morning grape juice? Wilma, where's breakfast?"