The Flintstones (TV Series)

Itty Biddy Freddy (1964)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

Quotes 

• [when Bamm-Bamm lifts a mammoth] 

  Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, take it easy with that mammoth, Bamm-Bamm. We don't want the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mammoths on our backs.

• Barney Rubble : Okay, Fred, so long. And may all your troubles be little ones.

• Barney Rubble : [after noticing the tiny Fred]  Wow. Don't know if you noticed it, Fred, but, uh, you shrunk.

• Betty Rubble : [enters her home]  Hi, Barney.

  Barney Rubble : Hiya, Betty.

  Betty Rubble : [walks past the shrunken Fred]  Oh, hello, Fred. Lost a little weight, haven't you?

  [Betty is shocked after noticing Fred's tiny size] 

  Betty Rubble : Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, I did it again, Betty. I invented a reducing formula and this is what happened. I gotta get back to size. 'Til I do, don't tell Wilma. I gotta get to a doctor.

  Barney Rubble : [picks up Fred]  Now, now, don't worry, Fred. I'll drive you over to one.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, thanks, Barn. You're a real pal.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, I better carry you. Someone might step on you or something.

• [Ed Sullystone is convinced by Fred and Barney's ventriloquist act] 

  Ed Sullystone : Remarkable. He does it while drinking water.

  [looks at Fred] 

  Ed Sullystone : And you certainly have a goofy looking dummy. That's very important.

  Fred Flintstone : Now just a rock-picking minute!

  [leaps toward Sullystone] 

  Fred Flintstone : You're no picture postcard yourself, you know!

  Ed Sullystone : Say, that's pretty good. Real convincing and dumb looking, too.

  Fred Flintstone : Boy, are you looking for a fat lip!

  Barney Rubble : Uh, easy, Fred. Remember the act.

  Fred Flintstone : Nobody talks to me like that!

  [scoffs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Give a guy a TV show, he thinks he owns the world!

• Nurse : May I help you, sir?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, yes, Nurse. I, uh...

  Nurse : [notices the tiny Fred]  Oh, what a cute little boy!

  [tickles him] 

  Nurse : Coochie, coochie, coochie coo!

  Fred Flintstone : I'm not a cute little BOY! I'm a cute little MAN!

  Nurse : You mean he's a man?

  Barney Rubble : Yep. Just a new compact type.