The Flintstones (TV Series)

King for a Night (1964)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• King of Stonesylvania : I need to go out and have some fun. A little relaxation once in a while. All work and no play makes the king a dull boy.

  Rosencave : But think of your responsibilities, Your Majesty.

  Gildenstone : Think of all your subjects who love you.

  [a knife shoots by, pinning the king's crown to the wall] 

  King of Stonesylvania : Oh, yes? How do you explain this? This happens at least 10 times every day.

  Rosencave : But, sire...

  King of Stonesylvania : There's only one thing I am grateful for, there isn't a single good knife thrower in my whole kingdom.

• Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred.

  [laughs] 

  Barney Rubble : How was it when you were actually the king? How did it feel, boy?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, I'll tell you, Barney, I'd never trade places with him. I'd rather be a king in my own castle with Wilma as my queen any day of the week.

• Rosencave : There you are. A check for a cool 3,000 Stonesylvania krupecs.

  Fred Flintstone : Stonesylvania krupecs?

  Gildenstone : That's right. Solid as the government itself.

  Barney Rubble : Wowwee! How much is that in Bedrock money?

  Gildenstone : Bedrock money? Well, at the current rate of exchange, I'd say about $3.95.

  Fred Flintstone : $3.00 and...

  Wilma Flintstone : 95 cents?

  Rosencave : That's right. 3.95 in cold, hard cash, and it's all yours, Flintstone. What do you say to that?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, gee, I guess there's only one thing I can say: The rotskin spotskin motskin in the plotskin!