"The Flintstones" Kleptomaniac Pebbles (TV Episode 1963) - Howard Morris as Tortoise, Mammoth, Alligator, Detective #2, Hotrock, Oyster, Traffic Cop #2

Fred Flintstone : As I was saying, Barney, tomorrow I am taking a cop to lunch. Huh?

[Fred finds two policemen near his car, writing tickets]

Traffic Cop #1 : Parking too close to a hydrant.

Traffic Cop #2 : Parking too far from the curb.

Traffic Cop #1 : License plates incorrectly displayed.

Traffic Cop #2 : Broken taillight.

Traffic Cop #1 : Parking in a crosswalk.

Traffic Cop #2 : And in a red zone.

Barney Rubble : Like you said, Fred, our police force is the finest.
Fred Flintstone : Hey, look. Rocky Pierre's Boutiques. And look at that handbag. I wonder if it's genuine alligator.

Alligator : Oh, really? And what do I look like, a giraffe?
[after the two detectives apprehends Baffles Gravel]

Detective #2 : [to Fred and Barney] How long have you two been working with Baffles?

Baffles Gravel : I say, do you think I would associate with such obvious mental incompetence?

Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, I think he's referring to us.

Barney Rubble : I guess he likes us.

Howard Morris: Tortoise, Mammoth, Alligator, Detective #2, Hotrock, Oyster, Traffic Cop #2