The Flintstones (TV Series)
Ladies' Day (1962)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble
Quotes
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Betty Rubble : Aaah!
Wilma Flintstone : Betty, what's wrong?
Betty Rubble : Barney's handkerchief is covered with lipstick!
Wilma Flintstone : That's cute.
Betty Rubble : But it's not my lipstick.
Wilma Flintstone : That's awful!
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Ticket Taker : Uh, just a minute, ladies. Uh, where's your ticket?
Betty Rubble : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Betty Rubble : [points to Wilma] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Then where's your ticket?
Wilma Flintstone : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Wilma Flintstone : [points to Betty] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Oh.
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Betty Rubble : Uh, did a little man just come in, about so big with a pointy nose?
Ticket Taker : He just went in.
Betty Rubble : Was he alone?
Ticket Taker : No, he wasn't alone, but it would have been an improvement.
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Betty Rubble : [about Barney] There he is with that shameless hussy.
Wilma Flintstone : Wait a minute. That dress, that hat. Why, they're mine! You know who that is? It's Fred!
Betty Rubble : Fred? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone : I'd recognize those feet anywhere.
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Police Officer : Can I help you ladies?
Betty Rubble : We're looking for a man.
Wilma Flintstone : He's a little guy about...
Police Officer : I know, about this high with a pointy nose.
Wilma Flintstone : That's right. How did you know?
Police Officer : He's been annoying every woman on the block.
Betty Rubble : He has?
[gasps]
Betty Rubble : Wait 'til I get a hold of him!
Police Officer : Yep, you are numbers four and five. Obviously, a fiend is on the loose. I better call the Sarge, we'll need more men.
[runs off]
Betty Rubble : You'll need an ambulance, too!