The Flintstones (TV Series)
Ladies' Day (1962)
John Stephenson: Mr. Slate, Charlie, Sarge, Ticket Taker, Man #1, Fan #2
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Quotes
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Ticket Taker : Uh, just a minute, ladies. Uh, where's your ticket?
Betty Rubble : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Betty Rubble : [points to Wilma] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Then where's your ticket?
Wilma Flintstone : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Wilma Flintstone : [points to Betty] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Oh.
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Betty Rubble : Uh, did a little man just come in, about so big with a pointy nose?
Ticket Taker : He just went in.
Betty Rubble : Was he alone?
Ticket Taker : No, he wasn't alone, but it would have been an improvement.
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Charlie : Uh, what you got for lunch, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : A chicken sandwich.
Charlie : Wow, chicken. Pretty lucky.
Fred Flintstone : Hey, this isn't chicken. It's chopped egg.
Charlie : Egg? Eh. Maybe you just didn't wait long enough.
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Police Officer : Did a little man just come in? He's...
Ticket Taker : I know, I know, about so big with a pointy nose. Yeah, he's here.
Police Officer : Come on, Sarge.
Sarge : Yeah, let's get him.
Ticket Taker : You mind telling me, Officer, why is everybody so interested in finding that guy?
Sarge : He's one of these smart guys, you know, considers himself a ladies' man.
Ticket Taker : A ladies' man? You wouldn't think so if you saw the sample he brought in.
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Ticket Taker : Tickets, please.
Barney Rubble : After you, my sweet.
[a disguised Fred walks by the ticket taker, using his feminine voice]
Fred Flintstone : Thank you, dear
Barney Rubble : Here's your ticket, bub.
[shocked by Fred's female appearance, the ticket taker smashes Barney's ticket]
Barney Rubble : Hey, what's the matter? I can take her in free, can't I?
Ticket Taker : Yeah, but, uh, think it over, mac. Are you sure it's worth it?
