The Flintstones (TV Series)
Ladies' Day (1962)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
Quotes
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Betty Rubble : Aaah!
Wilma Flintstone : Betty, what's wrong?
Betty Rubble : Barney's handkerchief is covered with lipstick!
Wilma Flintstone : That's cute.
Betty Rubble : But it's not my lipstick.
Wilma Flintstone : That's awful!
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Ticket Taker : Uh, just a minute, ladies. Uh, where's your ticket?
Betty Rubble : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Betty Rubble : [points to Wilma] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Then where's your ticket?
Wilma Flintstone : It's Ladies Day, isn't it?
Ticket Taker : Yeah.
Wilma Flintstone : [points to Betty] Well, I'm with her.
Ticket Taker : Oh.
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Betty Rubble : [about Barney] There he is with that shameless hussy.
Wilma Flintstone : Wait a minute. That dress, that hat. Why, they're mine! You know who that is? It's Fred!
Betty Rubble : Fred? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone : I'd recognize those feet anywhere.
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Police Officer : Can I help you ladies?
Betty Rubble : We're looking for a man.
Wilma Flintstone : He's a little guy about...
Police Officer : I know, about this high with a pointy nose.
Wilma Flintstone : That's right. How did you know?
Police Officer : He's been annoying every woman on the block.
Betty Rubble : He has?
[gasps]
Betty Rubble : Wait 'til I get a hold of him!
Police Officer : Yep, you are numbers four and five. Obviously, a fiend is on the loose. I better call the Sarge, we'll need more men.
[runs off]
Betty Rubble : You'll need an ambulance, too!
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Barney Rubble : Hey, I wonder what's keeping Fred. It's close to game time.
[sees a fat woman]
Barney Rubble : Gee, that could be him. I'd better check.
[walks to the fat woman]
Barney Rubble : Hiya, fatso!
Fat Woman : I beg your pardon?
Barney Rubble : Oh, oh, oh, exc-excuse me! I... I thought you was Fred.
Fat Woman : [to her husband] Did you hear that? I've never been so insulted in my life.
Husband : Oh, come on, honey. You must have been.
Fat Woman : The idea. I ask you, do I look like a Fred?
Husband : A Fred? No. A Sam, yes, but a Fred, no.