The Flintstones (TV Series)

Monster Fred (1964)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• [Dr. Len Frankenstone makes another attempt to return everyone's personalities to normal] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I feel fine now. How about you, Betty?

  Betty Rubble : Just perfect. You all right, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, how you feeling, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Never felt better in my life.

  [Dino barks] 

  Dr. Zero : Len, Len, you did it! Look at those happy faces. You have restored their normal personalities, Len. What do you say now, Doctor?

  Len Frankenstone : [with Fred's voice]  What do I say? Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

• Len Frankenstone : All right, all right. Everybody back to the laboratory.

  Barney Rubble : [in Fred's body]  I don't get it, Fred. What's all the fuss about?

  Fred Flintstone : [in Barney's body]  Oh, you know women, Barney. It's like when they go shopping. They're always returning things.

• Fred Flintstone : Hey Wilma! I'm leaving for the bowling alley.

  Wilma Flintstone : Why don't you take Dino with you? He's been in the house all day.

  Fred Flintstone : Dino? Well he don't bowl.

• Doc : Good evening gentlemen. What can I do for you?

  Barney Rubble : Well, my friend Fred isn't well. He got hit on the head by a bowling ball.

  Fred Flintstone : [in a semi-conscious state]  Mama, Mama, Mama.

  Doc : Aha, very, very interesting Ja. Obviously a case of cranios-soreodis.

  Barney Rubble : Huh, what's that?

  Doc : He's allergic to bowling balls.

• Barney Rubble : I don't like it, Fred. That black catasaurus crossed your path, and you know what that means.

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah. That means that you're a superstitious lunkhead!

• Barney Rubble : [in Fred's body, kisses Betty]  Hiya, sweetheart. Sorry to keep you waiting.

  Betty Rubble : [shocked]  Oh, it's Barney. I mean, it's Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : [in Barney's body]  What is she talking about, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, no! You're not Fred, you're Barney! And Barney's Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, and you're Cleopatra. Now stop kidding and let's go home.

• Fred Flintstone : [in Dino's body]  Oh, there you are, Barney. Hey, what happened? What are we doing in a doctor's office?

  Barney Rubble : Well, you got hit on the head with a bowling ball, Dino, and... uh, uh, Dino? You're talking like Fred!

• [Wilma and Betty had just arrived at Dr. Frankenstone's] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Barney. I'm so glad you're still here. How's Fred?

  Betty Rubble : Yeah, how's his head?

  Barney Rubble : His head? Well, uh, uh, that's bad enough, but, uh, what really gets me is his tail.

  Betty Rubble : Tail? What are you talking about?

  Barney Rubble : Why don't you call him and see for yourself?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred! It's me, Wilma! Are you all right?

  [Dino, in Fred's body, rushes out to meet Wilma, barking and panting] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [giggles]  Oh, Fred, stop your clowning.

  [Fred, in Dino's body, enters with Dr. Len Frankenstone and Dr. Zero] 

  Fred Flintstone : [in Dino's body]  Hiya, Wilma. I thought I heard you calling me. What are you doing down here?

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred? I... I... I mean, Dino. I mean, Fred, I mean... what's going on?

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, meet Dr. Frankenstone.

  Len Frankenstone : How do you do, madam?

  Wilma Flintstone : You... You... You... What have you done to my husband o-or Dino or whatever the case may be?

• [while trying to return Fred and Barney to normal] 

  Len Frankenstone : There, that should do it.

  Dr. Zero : All right, Mr. Flintstone, you can leave now.

  Wilma Flintstone : [in Fred's body]  Thank goodness.

  Fred Flintstone : [in Wilma's body]  I'm getting tired of this routine.

  Betty Rubble : [in Barney's body]  Me too. Let's get out of here.

  Barney Rubble : [in Betty's body]  I'm with you.

  Dr. Zero : Len Frankenstone! Now look what you have done!

  Fred Flintstone : [shakes the doctor's hand]  So long, Frankenstone. If you ever need any excavation work, call me and I'll bring my shovel.

  [laughs] 

  Barney Rubble : [to Dr. Zero]  Hey, uh, how would you like to join our lodge, Doc? Us Water Buffaloes have a ball. You know what I mean?

  [laughs] 

  Dr. Zero : Now what, Len? Now what?

  Len Frankenstone : What else? Back to the drawing board.

• Fred Flintstone : Believe me, I've seen my last doctor. I promise never to have an accident again.

  [a car drives by, running over Fred's foot] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oh! My foot, my foot! Ooh! It's busted! Oh! Ho! Ho! The pain! Get a doctor, quick! Quick!

  [the driver in the car stops] 

  Dracuslab : Pardon me, did someone call for a doctor?

  Fred Flintstone : Huh?

  [the strange man, followed by three bats, approaches Fred] 

  Dracuslab : The name is Dracuslab. Dr. Dracuslab. It was all my fault. I will take care of you.

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma! Let's get out of here!

  [Fred rushes to the car and he, Wilma, Barney, and Betty drive off]