- [Dr. Len Frankenstone makes another attempt to return everyone's personalities to normal]
- Wilma Flintstone: I feel fine now. How about you, Betty?
- Betty Rubble: Just perfect. You all right, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, how you feeling, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Never felt better in my life.
- [Dino barks]
- Dr. Zero: Len, Len, you did it! Look at those happy faces. You have restored their normal personalities, Len. What do you say now, Doctor?
- Len Frankenstone: [with Fred's voice] What do I say? Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
- Len Frankenstone: All right, all right. Everybody back to the laboratory.
- Barney Rubble: [in Fred's body] I don't get it, Fred. What's all the fuss about?
- Fred Flintstone: [in Barney's body] Oh, you know women, Barney. It's like when they go shopping. They're always returning things.
- Fred Flintstone: Hey Wilma! I'm leaving for the bowling alley.
- Wilma Flintstone: Why don't you take Dino with you? He's been in the house all day.
- Fred Flintstone: Dino? Well he don't bowl.
- Doc: Good evening gentlemen. What can I do for you?
- Barney Rubble: Well, my friend Fred isn't well. He got hit on the head by a bowling ball.
- Fred Flintstone: [in a semi-conscious state] Mama, Mama, Mama.
- Doc: Aha, very, very interesting Ja. Obviously a case of cranios-soreodis.
- Barney Rubble: Huh, what's that?
- Doc: He's allergic to bowling balls.
- Barney Rubble: I don't like it, Fred. That black catasaurus crossed your path, and you know what that means.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah. That means that you're a superstitious lunkhead!
- Len Frankenstone: What's the trouble, ladies? What's all the racket about?
- Wilma Flintstone: Look what you've done! You've switched their personalities!
- Barney Rubble: [in Fred's body] Hey, control yourself, Wilma. You're getting high-sterical.
- Wilma Flintstone: High-ster... Uh, hysterical? Who wouldn't be? I didn't marry him!
- [points to Fred in Barney's body]
- Betty Rubble: What are you complaining about, Wilma?
- [points to Barney in Fred's body]
- Betty Rubble: Look what I'm stuck with!
- Barney Rubble: [in Fred's body, kisses Betty] Hiya, sweetheart. Sorry to keep you waiting.
- Betty Rubble: [shocked] Oh, it's Barney. I mean, it's Fred!
- Fred Flintstone: [in Barney's body] What is she talking about, Wilma?
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, no! You're not Fred, you're Barney! And Barney's Fred!
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, and you're Cleopatra. Now stop kidding and let's go home.
- Fred Flintstone: [in Dino's body] Oh, there you are, Barney. Hey, what happened? What are we doing in a doctor's office?
- Barney Rubble: Well, you got hit on the head with a bowling ball, Dino, and... uh, uh, Dino? You're talking like Fred!
- [Wilma and Betty had just arrived at Dr. Frankenstone's]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Barney. I'm so glad you're still here. How's Fred?
- Betty Rubble: Yeah, how's his head?
- Barney Rubble: His head? Well, uh, uh, that's bad enough, but, uh, what really gets me is his tail.
- Betty Rubble: Tail? What are you talking about?
- Barney Rubble: Why don't you call him and see for yourself?
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred! It's me, Wilma! Are you all right?
- [Dino, in Fred's body, rushes out to meet Wilma, barking and panting]
- Wilma Flintstone: [giggles] Oh, Fred, stop your clowning.
- [Fred, in Dino's body, enters with Dr. Len Frankenstone and Dr. Zero]
- Fred Flintstone: [in Dino's body] Hiya, Wilma. I thought I heard you calling me. What are you doing down here?
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred? I... I... I mean, Dino. I mean, Fred, I mean... what's going on?
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, meet Dr. Frankenstone.
- Len Frankenstone: How do you do, madam?
- Wilma Flintstone: You... You... You... What have you done to my husband o-or Dino or whatever the case may be?
- [while trying to return Fred and Barney to normal]
- Len Frankenstone: There, that should do it.
- Dr. Zero: All right, Mr. Flintstone, you can leave now.
- Wilma Flintstone: [in Fred's body] Thank goodness.
- Fred Flintstone: [in Wilma's body] I'm getting tired of this routine.
- Betty Rubble: [in Barney's body] Me too. Let's get out of here.
- Barney Rubble: [in Betty's body] I'm with you.
- Dr. Zero: Len Frankenstone! Now look what you have done!
- Fred Flintstone: [shakes the doctor's hand] So long, Frankenstone. If you ever need any excavation work, call me and I'll bring my shovel.
- [laughs]
- Barney Rubble: [to Dr. Zero] Hey, uh, how would you like to join our lodge, Doc? Us Water Buffaloes have a ball. You know what I mean?
- [laughs]
- Dr. Zero: Now what, Len? Now what?
- Len Frankenstone: What else? Back to the drawing board.
- [after another attempt to restore the Flintstones and Rubbles to normal]
- Len Frankenstone: Well? Well? Somebody say something.
- [Dino, in Dr. Zero's body, barks and howls]
- Dr. Zero: [in Dino's body] Stop that racket, Dino.
- Len Frankenstone: Oh, no! My electric bill, it's gonna be murder!
- Fred Flintstone: Believe me, I've seen my last doctor. I promise never to have an accident again.
- [a car drives by, running over Fred's foot]
- Fred Flintstone: Oh! My foot, my foot! Ooh! It's busted! Oh! Ho! Ho! The pain! Get a doctor, quick! Quick!
- [the driver in the car stops]
- Dracuslab: Pardon me, did someone call for a doctor?
- Fred Flintstone: Huh?
- [the strange man, followed by three bats, approaches Fred]
- Dracuslab: The name is Dracuslab. Dr. Dracuslab. It was all my fault. I will take care of you.
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma! Let's get out of here!
- [Fred rushes to the car and he, Wilma, Barney, and Betty drive off]