The Flintstones (TV Series)
Moonlight and Maintenance (1965)
John Stephenson: Mr. Slate, Wrathrock, Wig Man
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [Fred stops at a wig shop to buy a disguise] I need a wig, quick!
Wig Man : That one you're wearing is a little ratty.
Fred Flintstone : Don't be a wise guy, just give me a wig!
Wig Man : [Takes the wig off his head and hands it to Fred] Here you are.
Fred Flintstone : [Puts on wig and pays clerk] Thank you. Hm, might as well take this phony mustache too.
[Pulls the clerk's mustache off and leaves]
Wig Man : Boy is he in for a surprise. That mustache was real. Ow! Oooh!
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Mr. Slate : Hello? Anybody here?
[Fred appears in disguise and using a snooty accent]
Fred Flintstone : May I be of service?
Mr. Slate : Yes. I'm thinking of renting an apartment.
Fred Flintstone : Sorry, sir. There's nothing available except the penthouse. And you wouldn't be interested in that. Extremely expensive, you know.
Mr. Slate : Well, I didn't want to go too high.
Fred Flintstone : I don't blame you, sir. Goodbye.
Mr. Slate : But now that I'm here, I might as well look at it.
Fred Flintstone : Uh, yeah. All right. Uh, shall we walk up?
Mr. Slate : Walk? What's wrong with the elevator?
Fred Flintstone : Elevator? Oh, I say, you are spoofy. Why, the elevator hasn't worked in months.
Mr. Slate : But it... but it's ten stories.
Fred Flintstone : How about that?
[later, an exhausted Fred reaches the 10th floor]
Fred Flintstone : [panting] If you can't make it, we'll just forget about it.
Mr. Slate : What do you mean can't make it?
[Mr. Slate runs right up the stairs and past Fred]
Mr. Slate : This is great exercise. I wouldn't care if you never fix the elevator.
Fred Flintstone : [in his normal voice] Oh, boy.