The Flintstones (TV Series)
No Help Wanted (1960)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts?
Barney Rubble : But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.
Fred Flintstone : Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!
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Barney Rubble : [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep.
Fred Flintstone : [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even if I have to wreck the set!
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[Fred hits the ball, the ball hits a rock, and comes back]
Barney Rubble : Did you keep your eye on the ball, Fred?
[Fred approaches Barney and shows the ball stuck on his eye]
Fred Flintstone : Does THAT answer your stupid question?
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Barney Rubble : [hands Mr. Boulder a golf club] Here you are, Mr. Boulder. This looks like a pretty good one
Edgar Boulder : A putter? To drive with? Well, okay, you're the caddie. You know this game better than I do.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles silently] Driving with a putter, yet. Oh, boy, this is gonna be good.
[Mr. Boulder swings and he makes a perfect hole in one]
Fred Flintstone : A hole in one!
Barney Rubble : Is that good, Fred?
Edgar Boulder : You're a whiz, Rubble. That's the first hole in one I ever shot, and I did it with a putter, thanks to you.
Barney Rubble : Hey, it looks like I'm winning a friend, huh, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : You could still end up even. You're losing me.
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Edgar Boulder : Hey, Rubble, what'll I do now? My ball's down here in this sand trap.
Barney Rubble : Uh, down in a sand trap. Let's see, uh...
[passes a different club]
Barney Rubble : Well, uh, try this, Mr. Boulder.
Edgar Boulder : A driver?
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles silently] A driver in a sand trap. Heh! Heh! You wanna make it double or nothing, Mr. Boulder?
Edgar Boulder : Okay, it's a bet.
[Mr. Boulder swings hard, the ball goes into the hole from underground, and Mr. Boulder wins]
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no. No. No! No! No! No!
[falls to the ground]
Fred Flintstone : And I made it double or nothing! Oh, no!
[sobs heavily]
Edgar Boulder : [chuckles] Flintstone's a good winner, but he's certainly a poor loser.
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Fred Flintstone : [Preparing to tee off] FORE!
Barney Rubble : [Interrupting Fred's swing] What's 'fore' mean Fred?
Fred Flintstone : [Yelling] DON'T... EVER... DO... THAT... AGAIN!