The Flintstones (TV Series)

No Help Wanted (1960)

Frank Nelson: Rocky Stone, Boulder

Quotes 

• Edgar Boulder : [after collecting the money he won from Fred]  Well, like you always say, Flintstone, "It's not winning the game that counts, it's collecting the dough."

• Barney Rubble : [hands Mr. Boulder a golf club]  Here you are, Mr. Boulder. This looks like a pretty good one

  Edgar Boulder : A putter? To drive with? Well, okay, you're the caddie. You know this game better than I do.

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles silently]  Driving with a putter, yet. Oh, boy, this is gonna be good.

  [Mr. Boulder swings and he makes a perfect hole in one] 

  Fred Flintstone : A hole in one!

  Barney Rubble : Is that good, Fred?

  Edgar Boulder : You're a whiz, Rubble. That's the first hole in one I ever shot, and I did it with a putter, thanks to you.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, it looks like I'm winning a friend, huh, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : You could still end up even. You're losing me.

• Edgar Boulder : Hey, Rubble, what'll I do now? My ball's down here in this sand trap.

  Barney Rubble : Uh, down in a sand trap. Let's see, uh...

  [passes a different club] 

  Barney Rubble : Well, uh, try this, Mr. Boulder.

  Edgar Boulder : A driver?

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles silently]  A driver in a sand trap. Heh! Heh! You wanna make it double or nothing, Mr. Boulder?

  Edgar Boulder : Okay, it's a bet.

  [Mr. Boulder swings hard, the ball goes into the hole from underground, and Mr. Boulder wins] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, no. No. No! No! No! No!

  [falls to the ground] 

  Fred Flintstone : And I made it double or nothing! Oh, no!

  [sobs heavily] 

  Edgar Boulder : [chuckles]  Flintstone's a good winner, but he's certainly a poor loser.