The Flintstones (TV Series)
Old Lady Betty (1963)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Now remember, Betty. You get the phony money and bring it right back to me.
Betty Rubble : Gee, I'm a little nervous.
Barney Rubble : Oh, you got nothing to worry about, hon. Me and Fred will be right here all the time. Right, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : You bet. If they try anything, you just yell out and me and Barney will run for help.
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Betty Rubble : [about the rocking chair] Like it, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Great.
[laughs]
Barney Rubble : I look like Rock Whistler's mother. Right, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : More like his grandfather.
[Fred and Wilma laughs]
Wilma Flintston : But how did you get it, Betty? You haven't saved up enough yet and there wasn't any reward.
Betty Rubble : Remember the $20 the crooks gave me? Well, that was real and it was just enough so I could buy the chair. But I'm through answering want ads.
Barney Rubble : [chuckles] That's a relief.
Betty Rubble : Now I'm going to write a book.
[Shocked, Barney falls out of his chair]
Barney Rubble : Y-Y-You're gonna write a book?
Betty Rubble : Uh-huh. A book.
[using her old lady voice]
Betty Rubble : ''I Was An Old Lady Counterfeiter.''
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[upon meeting a disguised Betty]
Barney Rubble : Say, uh, you remind me of somebody. Now, who could it be? Oh, I got it! My mother-in-law. Right, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Say, that's right!
Betty Rubble : [using an old lady's voice] That's very nice of you to say that.
Barney Rubble : [laughs] What an old battleaxe she is. Right, Freddy?
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles] You ain't kidding!
[Fred and Barney laugh, causing an angry Betty to hit Barney on the head with an umbrella]
Betty Rubble : [laughs innocently] Excuse me, sonny, my umbrella slipped.
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[after Betty explains to Fred and Barney how she accidentally got involved with the counterfeiters]
Betty Rubble : And that's the whole story. How did I know the money was counterfeit?
Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy!
Barney Rubble : You can say that again.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy!
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Police Officer : Uh, this your car?
Fred Flintstone : Uh, yeah. W-What's the idea of the ticket?
Police Officer : Parked by a fire plug.
Fred Flintstone : Fire plug?
[notices the elephant fire plug]
Fred Flintstone : Oh. Oh, yeah. Gosh, Officer, you see, I was just...
Police Officer : Just what do you think would happen if we had a fire?
Elephant : What fires? The whole town's made of rocks.
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[after hearing the news about the counterfeit money, Fred and Barney find their wives crying outside]
Barney Rubble : I knew it. Something's going on and I want to know what it is.
Fred Flintstone : Hold it! Let me handle this. Now, girls, whatever it is, uh, uh, what is it?
[Wilma and Betty cry harder]
Barney Rubble : [sarcastically] Oh, swell. You handled it just great, Freddy boy.
Fred Flintstone : One more crack out of you, Barney, and there'll be a new moon shot tonight.