The Flintstones (TV Series)

Operation Barney (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Are you the desk nurse?

  Desk Nurse : No, I'm Lady Godiva and this is a kissing booth.

  Fred Flintstone : Where's Barney Rubble? I need to see him.

  Desk Nurse : He's in Room 102. Who are you, fatso, a deceased relative or something?

• Fred Flintstone : [dressed as a nurse, trying to sneak Barney out past the Desk Nurse]  You're doing fine, Mr Rubble. We'll take you outside around the grounds and get some fresh air.

  Desk Nurse : [after they've passed]  Wow, what a homely nurse.

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, are you the desk nurse?

  Desk Nurse : No, I'm Lady Godiva, and this is a kissing booth.

  Fred Flintstone : Look, I got no time for amateur comedians. Where is Mr. Rubble's room?

  Desk Nurse : He's in 102. Who are you, fatso? A deceased relative or something?

  Fred Flintstone : No, I'm a deceased pal and I got to see him.

• Fred Flintstone : What is it with you wives? If we stay home, you tell us to get out. If we stay out, you want us home. No wonder some husbands go batty.

• Fred Flintstone : Hey, Barney, you remember the time I practically won a game single-handed?

  Barney Rubble : Oh, yeah, I remember that game. Our team was winning 32 to nothing with two out in the last of the ninth inning. So the coach figured it was safe to let you pitch.

  Fred Flintstone : That's right and I won the game.

  Barney Rubble : Uh-huh. You won the game, all right, Fred. By a score of 32 to 31.

• Fred Flintstone : Barney's a good guy, but he's the poorest excuse for making an excuse I ever knew.