- [Fred's loud & heavy snoring blew a saber-toothed cat off of his bed, waking it after it fell to the floor & opening quote also]
- Saber-toothed cat: That does it. I'm turning myself in at the animal shelter. At least I can get a night's sleep.
- [after the saber-toothed cat made its remark, it quickly ran away]
- Fred Flintstone: [after the dancing girls kick Fred out the window into the back yard] Oh my aching back!
- Fred Flintstone: [after Fred takes a drink of what he thinks is "rock cola"] Barney! Hold the drinks! That's cactus juice! If we served that, we'd really have a party!
- Fred Flintstone: [after the dancing girls kick the door down on top of him] Now just a rock picking minute!