The Flintstones (TV Series)

Peek-a-Boo Camera (1963)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy, the Grand Poobah. This is the first time he's ever phoned me.

  Wilma Flintstone : He probably never had the dime.

• Grand Poobah : Now as you know, Buffaloes, we are here to honor one of our brothers who tomorrow will be sacrificed on the altar of matrimony.

  Quartz : He'll be sorry!

  Fred Flintstone : Quiet, Quartz. Not everybody's married to a lady wrestler.

• TV Announcer : It's Peek-A-Boo Camera time.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I wish we'd seen last week's show.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, you probably didn't miss a thing. Ssh! Ssh! There's Rocky. I hope he's got some funny ones tonight. Ha! Ha! Ha!

  Rocky Genial : [on TV]  Hi, Peek-A-Boo fans. As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows and we've received thousands of letters asking us to repeat it.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, no. They're repeating it.

  Rocky Genial : So tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from the bachelor party.

  [the scene where Fred and Barney dance at the lodge's bachelor party is shown on TV] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

  Betty Rubble : Barney! Why, they told us they were going to a...

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred Flintstone!

  [Fred runs away] 

  Betty Rubble : Barney Rubble!

  [Barney also runs away, then later the wives are searching for their husbands, with Wilma carrying a very large club] 

  Betty Rubble : They've got to be around here somewhere.

  Wilma Flintstone : Don't worry. We'll track them down.

  [Dino barks as he sniffs the ground, searching] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Attaboy, Dino. Find your master so I can give him THIS!

• Fred Flintstone : Ah, great party, wasn't it, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, it's a shame Shelly doesn't get married more often. Well, night, Fred. See you on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah.

  [chuckles] 

  Fred Flintstone : Just wait 'til the wives see us on TV. They'll flip their lovely lids.

  [Fred and Barney leave, but quickly realize something] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma!

  Barney Rubble : Betty!

  [Fred and Barney rush back to each other trembling] 

  Fred Flintstone : If they see us on Peek-A-Boo Camera, we're dead!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, worse than that, Betty will kill me!