- Rocky Genial: [awakened by rapping on his bedroom window, sees Fred Flintstone] I must have left the TV set on. Yike! That face! What a time to be running horror movies.
- Grand Poobah: [to Fred, over the phone] As I was saying, Flintstone, a party isn't a party without you to liven it up. Ha! Ha! Now I most utterly suggest that you and Barney be there. In fact, it's an order! Your Poobah has spoken!
- [the Grand Poobah hangs up and is approached by his wife]
- Poohbah's Wife: And here's another order: That was your last call tonight. Is that clear, Poobah?
- Grand Poobah: Uh, y-y-yes, dear, very clear. N-No more phone calls.
- Betty Rubble: [about Peek-A-Boo Camera] There's nothing like watching people act goofy.
- Barney Rubble: They should peek-a-boo Betty first thing in the morning. You should see her in hair curlers.
- [laughs]
- Barney Rubble: [Betty stuffs a ball of yarn into Barney's mouth]
- Betty Rubble: And how do you think you look with a mouth full of yarn, blabbermouth?
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy, the Grand Poobah. This is the first time he's ever phoned me.
- Wilma Flintstone: He probably never had the dime.
- Grand Poobah: Now as you know, Buffaloes, we are here to honor one of our brothers who tomorrow will be sacrificed on the altar of matrimony.
- Quartz: He'll be sorry!
- Fred Flintstone: Quiet, Quartz. Not everybody's married to a lady wrestler.
- TV Announcer: It's Peek-A-Boo Camera time.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I wish we'd seen last week's show.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, you probably didn't miss a thing. Ssh! Ssh! There's Rocky. I hope he's got some funny ones tonight. Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Rocky Genial: [on TV] Hi, Peek-A-Boo fans. As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows and we've received thousands of letters asking us to repeat it.
- [laughs]
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, no. They're repeating it.
- Rocky Genial: So tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes from the bachelor party.
- [the scene where Fred and Barney dance at the lodge's bachelor party is shown on TV]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred!
- Betty Rubble: Barney! Why, they told us they were going to a...
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred Flintstone!
- [Fred runs away]
- Betty Rubble: Barney Rubble!
- [Barney also runs away, then later the wives are searching for their husbands, with Wilma carrying a very large club]
- Betty Rubble: They've got to be around here somewhere.
- Wilma Flintstone: Don't worry. We'll track them down.
- [Dino barks as he sniffs the ground, searching]
- Wilma Flintstone: Attaboy, Dino. Find your master so I can give him THIS!
- Fred Flintstone: Ah, great party, wasn't it, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, it's a shame Shelly doesn't get married more often. Well, night, Fred. See you on Peek-A-Boo Camera.
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah.
- [chuckles]
- Fred Flintstone: Just wait 'til the wives see us on TV. They'll flip their lovely lids.
- [Fred and Barney leave, but quickly realize something]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma!
- Barney Rubble: Betty!
- [Fred and Barney rush back to each other trembling]
- Fred Flintstone: If they see us on Peek-A-Boo Camera, we're dead!
- Barney Rubble: Oh, worse than that, Betty will kill me!