The Flintstones (TV Series)

Room for Two (1964)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino

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Quotes 

• [after Fred walls up his half of the room, Barney throws a party on his half] 

  Fred Flintstone : All right, Rubble! Knock off the racket in there!

  Barney Rubble : [dancing]  Excuse me, Fred. This is a private party.

  Fred Flintstone : How would you like a private lump on the head? Well, he's asked for this. I'm coming in after you, Rubble!

  [sticks his hand through the hole in the wall] 

  Fred Flintstone : I know you're in there. Aha! Gotcha!

  [Fred grabs a police officer by mistake] 

  Fred Flintstone : I'm gonna tear the joint apart.

  [with his eyes closed, Fred starts pulling the policeman through the hole] 

  Fred Flintstone : You're finally gonna get yours! Come here!

  [with the policeman pulled through and his eyes still closed, Fred prepares to punch the policeman] 

  Fred Flintstone : Here comes that trip into space I promised you. As we say in French, arrivederci!

  Officer O'Brick : And as we say in America, BOING!

  [punches Fred against the wall] 

• Fred Flintstone : Just what are you doing in my house?

  Barney Rubble : Correction, Fred. Our house. Here's the new deed. It seems we built half on my land. This is the property line.

  Fred Flintstone : It won't work, Barney. You got that phony deed at the joke shop.

  Barney Rubble : Well, just call the City Hall of Records and see, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, wise guy, I will.

  Barney Rubble : I'll thank you to stay off my property while doing so.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : [on the phone]  Hello, Record Department. Uh, this is Fred Flintstone. Uh, did you record a deed for half a room in the name of Barney Rubble?

  Barney Rubble : Oh, boy, he's gonna raise the roof when he hears the answer.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : [on the phone]  Huh? You did? Nice and legal?

  [the roof rises] 

  Fred Flintstone : BARNEY, YOU SNEAKY DOUBLE CROSSER!