The Flintstones (TV Series)

Royal Rubble (1965)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino, Desk Clerk

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Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : [to a huge harem that charges towards him and Fred]  Uh, we're happily married cowards!

• Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, look behind us. Two guys and a mastodon. They must have awful headaches. They got towels wrapped around their heads.

  Fred Flintstone : [chuckles]  Those aren't towels, Barney. They're turbans.

  Barney Rubble : Nah. A turban is some kind of a turtle.

  Betty Rubble : No, that's a terrapin, right, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : No. A terrapin is something to jump on.

  Fred Flintstone : Heh. You mean a trampoline. I know 'cause I nearly cracked my head on one once.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. Then you had to wear a towel on your head.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, what's the use?

• Fred Flintstone : [to a cook]  Six brontosaurus burgers.

  Barney Rubble : Gee, Fred. Aren't you gonna order any for us?

• Barney Rubble : You might have your pride, Fred, but your appetite is bigger.

• Fred Flintstone : I came up here to bring you home, not to get insulted. Okay, alright, so you don't need my help. I'm going home. Barney Barbaruba, oh, boy!

  Barney Rubble : Hey, aren't you gonna stay for supper, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Nothing doing, I've got my pride.

  Barney Rubble : But we have roast pterodactyl and filet of saltasaurus, and rockablintzes.

  Fred Flintstone : [Fred sees Barney's servants carrying in all that good food]  Well I could really stand some rockablintzes.

  [Fred bows down to Barney] 

  Fred Flintstone : As long as its okay with your highness.

  Barney Rubble : You might have your pride, Fred, but your appetite is bigger.

  [Fred & Barney both Laugh]