The Flintstones (TV Series)
Royal Rubble (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, look behind us. Two guys and a mastodon. They must have awful headaches. They got towels wrapped around their heads.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles] Those aren't towels, Barney. They're turbans.
Barney Rubble : Nah. A turban is some kind of a turtle.
Betty Rubble : No, that's a terrapin, right, Wilma?
Wilma Flintstone : No. A terrapin is something to jump on.
Fred Flintstone : Heh. You mean a trampoline. I know 'cause I nearly cracked my head on one once.
Barney Rubble : Yeah. Then you had to wear a towel on your head.
[laughs]
Fred Flintstone : Oh, what's the use?
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Fred Flintstone : [to a cook] Six brontosaurus burgers.
Barney Rubble : Gee, Fred. Aren't you gonna order any for us?
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Fred Flintstone : Oh, come on. You girls don't really believe that Barney is royal, do you?
Wilma Flintstone : It certainly looks that way, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Well, seeing is believing. And all I saw was two guys taking him away. He could be kidnapped. Remember, Betty, he's only your husband, but he's my best pal.
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Fred Flintstone : I came up here to bring you home, not to get insulted. Okay, alright, so you don't need my help. I'm going home. Barney Barbaruba, oh, boy!
Barney Rubble : Hey, aren't you gonna stay for supper, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Nothing doing, I've got my pride.
Barney Rubble : But we have roast pterodactyl and filet of saltasaurus, and rockablintzes.
Fred Flintstone : [Fred sees Barney's servants carrying in all that good food] Well I could really stand some rockablintzes.
[Fred bows down to Barney]
Fred Flintstone : As long as its okay with your highness.
Barney Rubble : You might have your pride, Fred, but your appetite is bigger.
[Fred & Barney both Laugh]
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Fred Flintstone : [Chuckling] Isn't that cute? Pebbles buried me in the sand.
[Worried, as Pebbles crawls away]
Fred Flintstone : Hey pebbles where you going? Get me out of here! I'm stuck in the sand!
[Wailing]
Fred Flintstone : Willmaa!
Wilma Flintstone : [Standing in front of the mound of sand Fred's buried in] Relax, Fred. I'll get you out.
[Noticing Fred's bare feet Sticking out from the mound of sand, Coyly]
Wilma Flintstone : But it isn't easy to pass up this opportunity...
[Starts tickling Fred's feet]
Fred Flintstone : [laughing helplessly/protesting] Ha-Hoo! Oh, C-Cut it out! ahh-haha!-hahahaa! S-Stop it! EEE! OOH! If you don't stop making me laugh, I'm gonna get awful mad, Wilma! hahahahahahahaa!
Wilma Flintstone : [Looking down at Fred after pulling him out from under the sand] There you are, all safe and sound. Honestly Fred, Sometimes you're just a big baby!