The Flintstones (TV Series)
Seeing Doubles (1965)
Gerry Johnson: Betty Rubble
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Wilma, honey, I can explain everything.
Wilma Flintstone : You don't have to explain. Mr. Slate told us all about those clumsy waiters. Were you hurt?
Fred Flintstone : Hurt? Why, uh, uh, well...
Barney Rubble : Uh, uh, we went into shock.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, yeah, that's right. We found ourselves wandering down the road.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, you poor dears. We'll get you right home and take care of you. Incidentally, Mr. Slate paid the check.
Fred Flintstone : Well, that was darn nice of him.
Barney Rubble : Boy, that's good news.
Betty Rubble : He said he'd take it out of Fred's salary, a little each week.
Fred Flintstone : He always was a...
[pauses]
Fred Flintstone : Cheapskate!
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Betty Rubble : Barney, did you order the champagne?
Barney Rubble : Uh, no. I thought it was a little too expensive.
[the waiter arrives with champagne]
Waiter : The champagne you ordered, sir.
Fred Flintstone : Ooh, boy.
Barney Rubble : I'm sure I said, ''No, no, no.''
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but I, no doubt, said, ''Yes, yes, yes.''