- Barney Rubble: [with a Southern accent] Hey, Mr. Flintstone, have you noticed that everyone around here seems scared of something?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm scared.
- Barney Rubble: You are? Why?
- Fred Flintstone: Why else? The girls have gone shopping.
- [to fool the Slatery Brothers, Fred is disguised as a woman]
- Fred Flintstone: Remember, this was Wilma's idea.
- Barney Rubble: [chuckles] Yeah, good disguise.
- Wilma Flintstone: If he wasn't so homely, he could pass for your mother.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, is that so?
- Wilma Flintstone: Please, Fred. No mother-in-law jokes now.
- [while singing and dancing to Western music]
- Miss Kitty: Now you put your foot when you dosidido and I hug you, and around we go.
- Fred Flintstone: This may be dancing Western style.
- Barney Rubble: But if, by chance, your wife comes by...
- Fred Flintstone: It'll be murder Wilma style!
- [after their car stopped]
- Fred Flintstone: No gas. Lucky thing you filled that emergency can at the last town.
- Barney Rubble: Uh, Fred, uh...
- Fred Flintstone: Boy, I'd hate to be stuck out here without any gas.
- Barney Rubble: Uh, Fred, uh...
- [Fred gets out the car]
- Fred Flintstone: Where is it, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: You mean the gas can?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah.
- Barney Rubble: On the lunch counter with the extra peanut butter sandwiches.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, good. Well, let's have... lunch counter? That town's 50 miles back!
- [after Sheriff Craig finished telling how he became sheriff]
- Sheriff Craig: How about you, Fred? Bet you had yourself some real rootin' tootin' times.
- Fred Flintstone: Well, now that you mention it, I've had a few adventures, yes.
- [later]
- Fred Flintstone: So, there I was, just me and the five desperadoes.
- Barney Rubble: Here we go again, Wilma.
- Fred Flintstone: They were comin' at me all at once. Luckily, I learned this trick from an old Indian on the reservation.
- Wilma Flintstone: Luckily, he learned this story from an old Western on television.