The Flintstones (TV Series)

Ten Little Flintstones (1964)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [after the rooster crows]  Alright! I'm up! I'm up! Now shut up! Will you?

  Rooster : [saddened]  I was only doing my job.

• Fred Flintstone : Alright, you phony Flintsone. I know who you are.

  Robot Fred : Yabba-dabba-doo.

  Fred Flintstone : Hold it! And don't give me that yabba-dabba-doo stuff.

  Robot Fred : Yabba-dabba-doo.

• Fred Flintstone : The only flying saucers I see are the ones Wilma throws when I get home late from bowling.

• Fred Flintstone : Take it easy, everybody. I can explain everything. You see, there was this flying saucer from another planet with ten guys in it who looked like me. One of them hit Barney on the head with a sandwich. Another lost me my job. They got me into all kinds of trouble.

  Betty Rubble : Flying saucer?

  Barney Rubble : Ten Flintstones?

  Wilma Flintstone : From another planet?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but I chased them back into the saucer and got rid of them.

  Barney Rubble : [laughs]  Oh, boy, what a story.

  Wilma Flintstone : I think I understand, Fred. You've been on that diet too long. You're having hallucinations.

  [Barney, Betty, and Wilma laugh as they walk away] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, wait a minute! Aren't you gonna call the papers? I'm a hero!

  Wilma Flintstone : Come inside, hero. I'm gonna fix you a big dinner. You can forget the diet.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy, what gratitude. That's the last time I save the world for them.

  [pauses] 

  Fred Flintstone : Forget the diet? Hey, Wilma! Wait for me! What are we having for dinner, honey? Wait for me, Wilma!

• [Robot Fred whistles at a girl] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Well, of all the nerve!

  Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma! Did you see me go by here?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yes, I did.

  Fred Flintstone : Which way did I go?

  Betty Rubble : That way.

• Robot Fred : [as Fred walks around not understanding what's going on, one of them walks by]  Yabba! Dabba! Doo!

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, hiya Fred.

  [Walks a few more steps, then realizes] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hiya Fred? *I'm* Fred!