- Police Officer: [Pulling Fred over for the second time during the debacle that is trying to get Wilma to the hospital] All right, pull over.
- Fred Flintstone: I'm taking my wife to the hospital!
- Police Officer: Another wife? What are you, an Arabian prince? How many wives do you have?
- Fred Flintstone: This is Fred Hospital, I'm taking my wife to the Flintstone.
- [Fred Flintstone is extremely nervous, while calling the Bedrock Hospital]
- Wilma Flintstone: Look at me Fred, I'm calm.
- Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.
- Nurse: Here's your new daughter, Mr. Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: A girl! Wilma, she's beautiful! She looks just like you!
- Barney Rubble: A chip off the old block, huh, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: More like a pebble off the old Flintstone.
- Wilma Flintstone: What a wonderful name! Pebbles Flintstone.
- [while pacing in the waiting room]
- Fred Flintstone: A-Are you nervous about your new baby?
- Mr. Brickley: N-N-No, no, no. There's nothing to having a baby. I was up and around three hours after Mrs. Brickley had the last one.
- Fred Flintstone: Then why are you so shaky?
- Mr. Brickley: Well, the first time we came here, my wife ate two eggs for breakfast and had twins. The next time, she ate a triple-decker sandwich and had triplets.
- Fred Flintstone: But what are you so nervous about now?
- Mr. Brickley: This morning, she had a dozen doughnuts!