- Wilma Flintstone: [after giving Doozey some water] There. How do you feel now, Doozey?
- Doozey Dodo Bird: Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City! Raaaak!
- Betty Rubble: Wilma, he talked!
- Wilma Flintstone: Yes, he really is a talking dodo!
- Betty Rubble: And did you hear what he said?
- Wilma Flintstone: It sounded like Frantic City. He must've heard it somewhere.
- Betty Rubble: Well, let's find out what else he's heard. Come on, Doozey. Say something.
- Doozey Dodo Bird: Raaaak! Raaaak! Frantic City!
- Betty Rubble: We know that one. Let's have another!
- Doozey Dodo Bird: Raaaak! Doctor is a plumber, doctor is a plumber! Raaaak! Convention, convention! Frantic City! Raaaak! Frantic City, Frantic City! Raaaak! Yabba-Dabba-Doo! Convention, three days!
- Guard: Sorry. This is the rear entrance to the Water Buffalo convention hall. No ladies allowed.
- Wilma Flintstone: We heard some ladies were allowed.
- Guard: Oh. Well, they're just the bathing beauties for the big cake.
- [chuckles]
- Guard: They don't count. Bless their little hearts.
- [the wives all grab the guard]
- Wilma Flintstone: Well... THEY COUNT WITH US!
- [the wives toss the guard aside, charge into the convention hall, and chase out the bathing beauties]
- Wilma Flintstone: Those beauties got out of the cake sooner than they expected.
- Betty Rubble: They had lots of help.
- [while hiding]
- Barney Rubble: How long can we stay underwater, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: I don't know, but if we're smart, we'll set a new world's record.
- [while fleeing from their wives]
- Fred Flintstone: Come on, Barney, under the boardwalk!
- Barney Rubble: Good idea, Fred. Under the boardwalk.
- [Wilma and Betty exit the convention]
- Wilma Flintstone: I wonder where they went.
- Betty Rubble: They've disappeared.
- Doozey Dodo Bird: Raaaak! Under the boardwalk. Under the boardwalk.
- Barney Rubble: [while running] Hey, that sounds like Doozey snitchin' on us!
- Fred Flintstone: He's more like a stool pigeon than a dodo! Head for the water, Barney!
- [Fred and Barney leap into the water]
- Wilma Flintstone: Now where are they?
- Betty Rubble: I don't know, Wilma. I lost sight of them, too.
- Doozey Dodo Bird: Raaaak! Head for the water, Barney. Raaaak! Head for the water.
- Wilma Flintstone: Thanks again, Doozey.
- [looks out onto the water]
- Wilma Flintstone: Do you see them, Betty?
- Betty Rubble: No, I don't. Just their hats floating on the water.
- Wilma Flintstone: They're both good underwater swimmers.
- [sits down with Betty, holding a club]
- Wilma Flintstone: But they have to come up sometime.
- Betty Rubble: And we'll be right here waiting for them.
- Wilma Flintstone: [on the phone] Hello? Mrs. Stonewall? Did your husband leave this morning for three days? Bad case of dippy-doodle-itis, eh? Well, Mrs. Stonewall, I have news for you.
- Mrs. Stonewall: Frantic City, huh? Well, I'll get in touch with the other wives, and when we all get to Frantic City, it'll be a lot more frantic!