- Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Barney!
- Barney Rubble: Was, uh, lonesome over on my stoop. Uh, do you mind?
- Fred Flintstone: Be my guest, Barney-boy. My stoop is your stoop.
- Barney Rubble: We wouldn't be out here unless we was both stupes.
- Wilma Flintstone: We've had it, Fred. We're going home.
- Fred Flintstone: But we made a record for you.
- Wilma Flintstone: I'll say you did, the most miserable time on record.
- Fred Flintstone: [about the amusement park] Well, do we go?
- Wilma Flintstone: All right, I guess so.
- Fred Flintstone: Swell, and, Wilma, start packing plenty of sandwiches, huh?
- Wilma Flintstone: What? Fred, once, just once, will you try to forget that stomach of yours?
- Barney Rubble: [laughs] That... That's asking him to forget an awful lot, Wilma.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, Barney, put the coin in.
- Barney Rubble: Put the coin in? Why is it I'm always the one that puts the coin in things, Fred? You bashful or something?
- Fred Flintstone: Of course not, Barney. It's just that I... uh... um... haven't got any small change.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, well, this is the sixth time today you didn't have any small change.
- Fred Flintstone: Come on, girls. They got four seats left on the rocket-to-the-moon ride.
- Wilma Flintstone: [exhausted] You and Barney go, Fred. Betty and I will rest here for a few minutes.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, but you're going to miss all the fun.
- Betty Rubble: I know. I haven't had such fun since I had a tooth pulled.
- Fred Flintstone: [while driving home] Well, anyway, the girls won't be giving us any more of that ''I never get out of the house'' routine.
- Barney Rubble: Oh, no, sir, not after that trip we took across the country.
- [later, Fred arrives home]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, I'm home! Boy, that dinner looks good. Brontosaurus stew, my favorite dish.
- [the roof rises]
- Fred Flintstone: WHAT? TONIGHT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT AND THAT'S FINAL!
- [Fred takes his food and goes out to sit on his stoop]
- Barney Rubble: [from his house] Tonight? Nothing doing, Betty, nothing doing! And that's final!
- [Barney, carrying his food, joins Fred]
- Barney Rubble: Betty was ironing all day...
- Fred Flintstone: Say no more, Barney. So was Wilma. You know, Barney, there's something about ironing all day that brings out the worst in women.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, but even the worst is pretty good, huh, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, bless their ''You never take me out anyplace'' little hearts.