- [after Wilma asked could the group go to a restaurant called the Chateau Rockinbleau]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, it costs a week's salary just to tip the parking lot boy in that place.
- [Gazoo helped Fred and Barney get rid of their things to avoid getting in trouble with a police officer]
- Police Officer: [while writing a ticket] Let's see. Um, what else? Uh, oh, yeah. Citation Number 3: Blocking the road.
- Fred Flintstone: Blocking the road? Why, Officer, whatever do you mean?
- Police Officer: All that stuff is... gone. Huh?
- [closes his eyes]
- Police Officer: I'll open my eyes and it'll be there again.
- [opens them]
- Police Officer: It's still gone. What happened to it?
- Fred Flintstone: Happened to what?
- Police Officer: I saw toys and clothes, furniture! I saw it. I really did.
- [gets on his bike]
- Police Officer: I'm not overworked. I don't need a vacation. But I know one thing, I'm getting out of here!
- [after Gazoo makes a policeman's bike disappear]
- Fred Flintstone: What do you think you are, a comedian or something?
- The Great Gazoo: Irresistible impulse.
- Barney Rubble: No wonder they shipped you back.
- [Fred is wondering why Wilma is behaving so nicely]
- Fred Flintstone: A. There's a contest for the Fattest Husband in Bedrock, and she's entering me. B. She had an accident with the car. C. She wants something.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, Fred, I was wondering...
- Fred Flintstone: The Cs have it. She wants something.
- The Great Gazoo: Well, now, who do we have here? What's your name, little fella?
- Bamm-Bamm Rubble: Bamm-Bamm.
- [gives Gazoo a strong handshake]
- Bamm-Bamm Rubble: Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm!
- The Great Gazoo: Gads! What superhuman strength.
- Barney Rubble: Why not? That's my superhuman kid. His name's Bamm-Bamm.
- Fred Flintstone: Tell you something else that's superhuman, he can see you.
- The Great Gazoo: Oh, yes, I forgot to mention. Little children and animals can see things the rest of you dum-dums can't.