- Wilma Flintstone: [singing] Make your hobby hubby. Keep your hubby happy. When he's a little chubby, he's a happy pappy. With Rockenschpeel!
- Fred Flintstone: All right. All right. I can't make it as fast as you spend it. I admit it, so let's call off the contest!
- Wilma Flintstone: [arguing about money] I work hard around here and I'm willing to do more! If necessary, I'll get a job to help out.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, that's a hot one!
- Wilma Flintstone: What's that supposed to mean?
- Fred Flintstone: [pointing his finger in her face] You are too smart to leave this cushy set up you have right now. Truth is, you like things just the way they are. You...
- Fred Flintstone: [Wilma chomps down on his finger] YOWTCH!
- [to the audience]
- Fred Flintstone: Now what brought that on?
- [Fred went on a rampage at Mother's Place, a man named Sam Mother, when he sees Wilma on TV doing her cooking show, while he's stuck chewing on a steak sandwich that resembles the bottom of a shoe. This lands him in jail and he calls Barney from there to explain what happened]
- Barney Rubble: Yeah? Oh, hiya, Fred. What's new? What are you doing in jail, Fred? You broke up a television set? In Mother's Place? And hit Mother? Oh. Okay, Fred. I have to go down and bail Fred out, Betty.
- Betty Rubble: Why you ought to leave him there. Anyone that would strike his mother and break her TV set should be in jail. Those old folks love TV.
- Barney Rubble: Not Fred's mother, Sam Mother.
- Betty Rubble: I don't care whose mother it is, it just isn't nice.
- Barney Rubble: But he runs a beanery. You know, a restaurant.
- Betty Rubble: It makes no difference what he does. We're concerned with his mother.
- Barney Rubble: But-but-but Sam Mother who owns it... Ohhh, skip it. I'll explain later.