The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Hatrocks and the Gruesomes (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
Quotes
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Granny : [after hitting a hand that came out of the well] Mind your manners. Oh, Mr. Gruesome. I don't want to spoil this here lovely party, but there's something down in that well.
Weirdly Gruesome : Oh, that's only Uncle Ghastly. He lives down there.
Fred Flintstone : Uncle Ghastly lives down in the well?
Weirdly Gruesome : Yes. He's on Crepella's side of the family.
Weirdly Gruesome : [Fred looked down the well, then the hand punches him, leaving Fred staring down the well] He's full of laughs.
[a very creepy laugh emanates from the well, terrifying Fred]
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Fred Flintstone : It's all set. As soon as the Hatrocks see our Gruesome neighbors and their man-eating plants, they'll get so scared, they'll be gone in no time.
Wilma Flintstone : I hope so because if they're around much longer, the old Flintstone-Hatrock feud is liable to start again.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, they wouldn't do anything to start that.
Wilma Flintstone : No, but I would!
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Weirdly Gruesome : Ah, Creepella, my dear, you don't look at all well today.
Creepela : Oh, thank you.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, you look a little frightening.
Creepela : Oh, you men with your flattery!
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Barney Rubble : Eat up, folks. There's plenty more.
Fred Flintstone : Thanks for the food, pal. You saved my life. I tell you, those Hatrocks eat like a herd of locusts.
Wilma Flintstone : I never saw such appetites. The only thing left in the icebox is a half a head of lettuce.
Jethro Hatrock : Hey, Flintstone, you got any more of that there fancy shaving cream?
Fred Flintstone : Why? Don't tell me you're going to shave again.
Jethro Hatrock : Nope. It's for Granny. She says it goes great on lettuce.
Wilma Flintstone : Well, that takes care of the lettuce.
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Barney Rubble : One day the Hatrocks are your mortal enemies, and the next day you got them as house guests. I don't get it, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : It's easy, Barney. I got a big mouth.
Wilma Flintstone : I second that.
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Fred Flintstone : Now look here, you.
Jethro Hatrock : Well, looky who's here. If it ain't our horsepitable host. It ain't going to be easy saying goodbye to you tomorrow, Freddie boy.
Fred Flintstone : Huh?
Jethro Hatrock : Yep. We're pushing off tomorry.
Fred Flintstone : Well, has it been a week already? Time sure flies.
Jethro Hatrock : Yep, much as we hate to leave you, we's just got to catch the world's fair.
Zack Hatrock : Got to get there afore the fair closes.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, well, you don't have to worry about that. The fair's going to be there for two more years yet.
Jethro Hatrock : You mean that?
Fred Flintstone : Well, I... ehh... That is... uh...
Jethro Hatrock : Well, then, there ain't no rush at all. We can stay 'til hog branding time.
Fred Flintstone : Did you say hog branding time?
Jethro Hatrock : That's correct. Hog branding time.
Fred Flintstone : Oh. Oh, yeah. Hog branding time.
[Fred walks over to Wilma]
Wilma Flintstone : Did you tell them off? When are they leaving?
Fred Flintstone : I... I don't know. When is hog branding time?
Wilma Flintstone : Hog branding time? I don't know when it is, but it doesn't sound like tomorrow.
Fred Flintstone : I was afraid of that.
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Fred Flintstone : Well, thanks for the use of the yard, neighbor.
Weirdly Gruesome : You're quite welcome, Fred, old boy. I'm sorry that we didn't make the wrong impression on the Hatrocks.
Creepela : Imagine them liking us. Weirdly, you don't suppose we're losing our touch?
Weirdly Gruesome : Oh, no, Creepella. We're just as repulsive as ever we were.
Creepela : Oh, thank goodness for that.