- Fred Flintstone: Eh, you ladies better have dinner together tonight. Uh, me and my collaborator are going to the library.
- Wilma Flintstone: Since, uh, when did they put them in there?
- Fred Flintstone: Put what in where?
- Wilma Flintstone: Pool tables in the library.
- Fred Flintstone: Good evening, miss. Flintstone's the name. Fred Flintstone.
- Librarian: Oh, yes. You've come to return the book you took out. It's a little overdue, you know. Exactly 11 years and 31 days.
- Fred Flintstone: My dear madam, it so happens I brought that book back the next day.
- Barney Rubble: Uh, what was the name of the book, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: How to Improve Your Manners. And it did me no good at all.
- Librarian: Obviously.
- Rockwell: How did you two guys get in here? I was expecting...
- Fred Flintstone: The luckiest break in your life, huh? Well, Rocky baby, you expected right. We got something to tell you that'll make you the happiest man in town.
- Rockwell: My wife left me?
- Fred Flintstone: Uh, skin me.
- Hoagy Carmichael: What was that?
- Fred Flintstone: I said, "Skin me." Don't you know what that means?
- Hoagy Carmichael: Oh. Oh, yeah. It's just that I haven't heard it for years.