The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Hypnotist (1961)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble

Quotes 

• Betty Rubble : Barney, just what did happen today?

  Barney Rubble : I won't know until I check with Fred.

  [Barney is carrying Betty's package in his mouth, while walking on fours] 

  Barney Rubble : And, boy, have I got a lot of questions for that guy.

• Dog Catcher : Sure, I've seen your program, Mr. Mesmo. Oh, but let me get this straight. You wanna change a dog into a human, right?

  Mesmo : Well, to speed things up, yes, that's right.

  Dog Catcher : Okay, try it, but I got 10 bucks that says you can't do it.

  Mesmo : It's a bet. Now which one is it, Mr. Flintstone?

  Fred Flintstone : [looking at Barney among the dogs]  There he is. There, the cute one. The one sitting up in the corner.

  Mesmo : Mm-hmm. Attention! Attention!

  Fred Flintstone : He's looking right at you, Mezz.

  Mesmo : When I clap my hands, you are no longer a dog. You are a human.

  [Mesmo claps his hands and Barney reverts back to normal] 

  Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, what happened? Uh. What am I doing down here with all these mutts?

  Fred Flintstone : You did it, Mezz! Barney ain't a dog no more!

  Mesmo : Yeah, well, just keep it quiet. Hmm?

  [Mesmo, with ten dollars, leaves with Fred and Barney] 

  Dog Catcher : Well, there they go. That Mesmo is good, or it's a racket. Either way, I'm out 10 bucks.

  Shaggy Dog : Hey, you with the funny hat. Look down here. We demand our release, Warden.

  Short Dog : Yeah, I wanna see the public defender.

  Shaggy Dog : I know my rights. I wanna use the phone.

  Short Dog : Let us out, or I'll sue the city.

  Dog Catcher : Oh, no! The dogs think they're human now!

  Shaggy Dog : What's he talking about? There's no dogs around here.

  Dog Catcher : Oh, it just isn't my day! Just isn't my day!

• Barney Rubble : [after Fred destroys the TV aerial]  But how are we gonna watch the game?

  Barney Rubble : [bird's egg rolls off the roof and lands on Fred's head. Barney is clearly amused]  Hey, answer me that one, egghead!

• Fred Flintstone : [Fred and Barney are watching a baseball game at Barney's house, when all of a sudden the tv picture scrambles]  Hey, what happened?

  Barney Rubble : I don't know Fred. Starts acting up like that every once and a while.

  Fred Flintstone : Did you check the tubes?

  Barney Rubble : Yep. They're okay.

  Fred Flintstone : How's your antenna?

  Barney Rubble : Fine, Fred. How's yours?

  [Barney starts to laugh] 

  Fred Flintstone : Very funny. That's a real double-dandy yack-yack. Now cut the clownin' and let's check it before we miss the whole game.

  Barney Rubble : Sorry Fred.