The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Hypnotist (1961)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone

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Quotes 

• [Wilma and Betty are watching television] 

  Announcer : [on TV]  And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to bring you Mesmo the world's greatest hypnotist.

  [Fred and Barney dash in, sit on their wives' laps, not noticing them, and change the channel] 

  Baseball Broadcaster : It's a line drive to left field, and O'Toole is rounding first. He's starting for second.

  Fred Flintstone : Come on, O'Toole, slide, slide!

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : Will you kindly get off my lap?

  Fred Flintstone : Huh?

  [turns around] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, what are you doing here?

  Wilma Flintstone : For your information, I was watching my favorite program, The Great Mesmo.

  Betty Rubble : Don't you think you're a little old to be sitting on Mommy's lap, Barney?

  [Fred and Barney get off their wives] 

  Fred Flintstone : I'm sorry, Wilma. I guess I didn't see you.

  [chuckles nervously] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Well, you see me now, and I'll thank you to put my program back on.

  Fred Flintstone : But, Wilma, Barney and I are watching the ball game. We always watch the game on Saturday. You know that.

  Betty Rubble : Right, you watch the ball game at our house and we watch The Great Mesmo here. That's the deal we made, isn't it?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, yeah, but... but... but... but...

  Wilma Flintstone : If you like sports so much, Fred, why don't you be one and stick to our deal?

  Fred Flintstone : But... But... But, eh, but me and Barn... we... Oh, come on, Barney. Women always win when they appeal to a man's chivalry. What gripes me is I bet in the future people will think we cavemen had it all our own way with women.

• Wilma Flintstone : Look who's coming, Betty. It's Einstein and company.

  Betty Rubble : Hm. Hello, Barney. Where have you been?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yeah, what have you scientists been up to?

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, up to? Who, us? Heh heh. What do you mean?

  Wilma Flintstone : Uh-oh. When it starts like that, it's days before I found out the truth.