The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Kissing Burglar (1963)

Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : Fred says someday he will be rich and then he'll shower me with diamonds and furs.

  Betty Rubble : Well, if he does, you better pick them out. I've seen his taste in fur.

• Fred Flintstone : I never see you wearing this fur, Wilma. Why don't you ever wear it?

  Wilma Flintstone : You don't really want me to answer that, do you?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, now how can you say I never gave you an expensive present when I gave you this?

  Wilma Flintstone : Expensive? That cheap thing?

  Fred Flintstone : It was not cheap. I spent $9.00.

  Wilma Flintstone : You shouldn't have reminded me, Fred. $9.00 for nine years of washing your clothes, cooking your meals, ironing your shirts, polishing your bowling ball, raising your children.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, you don't have any children.

  Betty Rubble : Well, what do you expect for a dollar a year?

• Betty Rubble : Uh, Barney, don't you think we should stop in and make sure Wilma's okay?

  Barney Rubble : Well, uh, how come?

  Betty Rubble : Well, with that burglar running around, and Fred down at the lodge...

  Barney Rubble : Oh, oh, Fred's not at the lodge. I... I mean, uh...

  Betty Rubble : Aha. Where is he tonight, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Well, I'm no tattletale.

  Betty Rubble : You mean you won't tell me, your own wife, that Fred was dressing up as the Kissing Burglar to teach Wilma a lesson? Well, in that case, I won't tell you that Wilma knows all about it and is probably laughing at him right now.

• Betty Rubble : [about the Kissing Burglar]  Gee, Wilma, I'd love to see him in person.

  Wilma Flintstone : So would I, Betty, but there's not much chance of that. What would he steal?

  Betty Rubble : You have a point there. Fred and Barney haven't exactly showered us with expensive presents, have they?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I don't know. Fred gave me a ring yesterday.

  Betty Rubble : He did?

  Wilma Flintstone : Mm-hmm. He called me on the phone.

• The Kissing Burglar's Wife : Why did I have to get hitched up with a kissing creep who gives away roses yet? I could've married Sammy the safecracker, or Freddie the filcher, or Pete the pickpocket. Good, honest crooks.