The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Most Beautiful Baby in Bedrock (1964)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU SAWED-OFF HALF-PINT, YOU CAN GO JUMP IN THE OCEAN!

  Betty Rubble : It's Fred. I wonder who he's talking to.

  Barney Rubble : I'D TELL YOU TO DO THE SAME, FATSO, BUT YOU'D CAUSE A TIDAL WAVE!

  Wilma Flintstone : Does that answer your question, Betty?

• Barney Rubble : Kids are really something, huh, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, growing up is a tough business, alright. Especially at our age.

• Lodge Member : How about a beauty contest for our wives?

  Fred Flintstone : I got a better idea. How about World War III?

• Fred Flintstone : Oh, women! They're never ready on time.

• Fred Flintstone : Stop me if I'm wrong, Barney, but didn't we start out to do something different tonight besides going to a movie?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah. How did we let ourselves get talked into this culture stuff, huh?

  Betty Rubble : We compromised, remember?

  Wilma Flintstone : Yeah. We two wanted to go to this movie, you two wanted to go bowling.

  Fred Flintstone : But we're at the movie. Where's the compromise?

  Wilma Flintstone : Instead of going alone and being mad at you, we let you take us and we're happy.

• [the Flintstones are leaving for the movie] 

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, will you please step on it?

  Wilma Flintstone : Coming, Fred. I just got to get my purse.

  Fred Flintstone : We gotta pick up the Rubbles, too, you know.

  Wilma Flintstone : I know, I know.

  [walks to Fred while looking in her purse] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, let me see. Have I got everything? Oh, dear, I better bring a blanket to keep warm.

  [runs back] 

  Fred Flintstone : I'd hate to have to depend on her to deliver me some serum in a snowstorm.

  Wilma Flintstone : [walks back]  All right, dear, I'm ready.

  Fred Flintstone : I don't believe it.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oops! I forgot my lipstick.

  [runs off again] 

  Fred Flintstone : Well, that did it. I'm going, Wilma.

  [leaves] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [walks back]  Take it easy, Fred. I'm all set now. Let's go.

  [Fred and Wilma are sitting in the car] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Well, Fred, let's go. What are you waiting for?

  [Fred walks back into the house] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, what are you doing?

  [Fred walks back to the car] 

  Wilma Flintstone : What's wrong, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : I, uh, forgot my car key.