- Barney Rubble: [In trying to get away from an angry Fred, Barney climbs a small tree. Fred catches up to him and pull the tree down] Now Fred, remember your blood pressure, remember your cholesterol, remember the Alamo!
- [Fred releases the tree, shooting Barney into the air]
- Fred Flintstone: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU SAWED-OFF HALF-PINT, YOU CAN GO JUMP IN THE OCEAN!
- Betty Rubble: It's Fred. I wonder who he's talking to.
- Barney Rubble: I'D TELL YOU TO DO THE SAME, FATSO, BUT YOU'D CAUSE A TIDAL WAVE!
- Wilma Flintstone: Does that answer your question, Betty?
- Barney Rubble: Kids are really something, huh, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, growing up is a tough business, alright. Especially at our age.
- Lodge Member: How about a beauty contest for our wives?
- Fred Flintstone: I got a better idea. How about World War III?
- Fred Flintstone: Stop me if I'm wrong, Barney, but didn't we start out to do something different tonight besides going to a movie?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah. How did we let ourselves get talked into this culture stuff, huh?
- Betty Rubble: We compromised, remember?
- Wilma Flintstone: Yeah. We two wanted to go to this movie, you two wanted to go bowling.
- Fred Flintstone: But we're at the movie. Where's the compromise?
- Wilma Flintstone: Instead of going alone and being mad at you, we let you take us and we're happy.
- [the Flintstones are leaving for the movie]
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, will you please step on it?
- Wilma Flintstone: Coming, Fred. I just got to get my purse.
- Fred Flintstone: We gotta pick up the Rubbles, too, you know.
- Wilma Flintstone: I know, I know.
- [walks to Fred while looking in her purse]
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, let me see. Have I got everything? Oh, dear, I better bring a blanket to keep warm.
- [runs back]
- Fred Flintstone: I'd hate to have to depend on her to deliver me some serum in a snowstorm.
- Wilma Flintstone: [walks back] All right, dear, I'm ready.
- Fred Flintstone: I don't believe it.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oops! I forgot my lipstick.
- [runs off again]
- Fred Flintstone: Well, that did it. I'm going, Wilma.
- [leaves]
- Wilma Flintstone: [walks back] Take it easy, Fred. I'm all set now. Let's go.
- [Fred and Wilma are sitting in the car]
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, Fred, let's go. What are you waiting for?
- [Fred walks back into the house]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, what are you doing?
- [Fred walks back to the car]
- Wilma Flintstone: What's wrong, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: I, uh, forgot my car key.