The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Picnic (1961)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble, Rita
Quotes
-
[Fred is sleeping]
Wilma Flintstone : [in Fred's dream] He's my husband, and I ought to know he's a nice guy.
Fred Flintstone : Nice guys finish last.
Barney Rubble : [in Fred's dream] Fred Flintstone is my best friend. He's the nicest guy I know.
Fred Flintstone : Nice guys finish last.
Betty Rubble : [in Fred's dream] Fred's a very nice guy.
Fred Flintstone : Nice guys finish last!
Grand Poobah : [in Fred's dream] And the booby prize again goes to Flintstone and Rubble, a couple of nice guys who, of course, finished last!
[laughter is heard and Fred wakes up freaking out]
Fred Flintstone : No! No! I'm not a nice guy! I'm a dirty, no good...
-
Betty Rubble : Men!
Wilma Flintstone : Yeah. You can't live with them...
Fred Flintstone : Wilma!
Wilma Flintstone : And you can't live with... I sometimes wonder about the rest of that saying.
-
[Fred is giving Barney the 1st place cup]
Fred Flintstone : To the winner of the wheelbarrow race and new champ, Barney Rubble.
Barney Rubble : Aw, you keep it, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no. To the victor belongs the spoils. So here's the spoils.
Barney Rubble : Nope. You always wanted it, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Take it, I said!
Barney Rubble : Keep it yourself!
Fred Flintstone : Take it, or I might change my mind!
[from inside the house, Wilma and Betty are listening]
Wilma Flintstone : It's like the sound of music.
Barney Rubble : I told you, I don't want it!
Betty Rubble : Like old times again.
Wilma Flintstone : Excuse me, Betty. There's something I must get in the kitchen.
Betty Rubble : Oh, sure, Wilma. Mind if I tag along?
Wilma Flintstone : Not at all, Betty.
Fred Flintstone : Are you gonna take this cup?
Barney Rubble : Nope, and definitely nope!
Betty Rubble : [gasps] Oh, what a beautiful steak, Wilma. How does Fred like it?
Wilma Flintstone : Usually medium.
Fred Flintstone : If you don't take this cup, so help me...
[a beating sound is heard from outside]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma!
Wilma Flintstone : But lately he's been taking his steak raw.
[walks to Fred]
Wilma Flintstone : Here you are, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : [covers his black eye with the steak again] That Barney. Remind me never to speak to him again. Ooooh! My eye!
-
Wilma Flintstone : All right, Fred. It's up to you. It's your move.
Fred Flintstone : Okay, Wilma.
Joe Rockhead : I'm glad this is the last hand. I'm sleepy.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, Joe and Rita would like to go to sleep. It's your play.
Fred Flintstone : Just a minute. I'm thinking.
Wilma Flintstone : About what? You have only one card left.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, well, I think it's our trick with my ace.
Rita Rockhead : Sorry, Fred. I trump it.
Fred Flintstone : Where did you get that trump? I counted all 12 out.
Wilma Flintstone : Begging your pardon, Mr. Culbertson, but there are 13 trumps in the deck.
Fred Flintstone : Criticizing, always criticizing.