- Fred Flintstone: It just isn't right! It's unreasonable, unjustifiable, undesirable, unsuitable, underhanded, unwarranted, unfair, and just plain unpatriotic! Us husbands weren't put on this Earth to do dishes.
- [after losing their bridge game]
- Fred Flintstone: Barney, I sure wish you'd learn how to play bridge.
- Barney Rubble: But, Fred...
- Fred Flintstone: We blew it on account of your dumb playing.
- Barney Rubble: But... But... But, Fred, don't blame me. I was the dummy. You made the decisions.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh. Well, you ought to learn how to get better cards!
- [Fred, while wearing an apron, rushes to the garbage truck]
- Fred Flintstone: Am I... Am I too late to dump the trash?
- Garbage Man: No, deary, hop in!
- [laughs]
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy. Everybody's a regular Jackie Gleastone.
- Barney Rubble: [upon seeing Fred in an apron] Hey, uh, Fred, uh, uh, yoohoo, deary! We're ready to play cards as soon as you finish your housework.