The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Split Personality (1960)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : Fred, may I ask one question?
Fred Flintstone : Okay, but you better make it a good one 'cause it's the last time I'm talking to you. Go ahead, ask.
Barney Rubble : Okay, Fred. Why did you drink my car polish?
Fred Flintstone : Car polish? CAR POLISH?
[stutters]
Fred Flintstone : Car polish! I'm poisoned! Do something, Barney, do something!
Barney Rubble : I'll get a chamois!
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Fred Flintstone : The name is Frederick
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[after Fred bowls a gutter ball]
Teammate : It went into the gutter. What happened, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Never mind that Fred stuff. My name is Frederick.
Bowling Team : Frederick?
Barney Rubble : Uh-oh. They've been looking for Frederick. I'd better get him out of here.
[later, Barney is racing home with Fred]
Fred Flintstone : But I'm their captain. This is mutiny.
Barney Rubble : And if they catch us, it'll be worse than that!
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Fred Flintstone : [about Barney] I'll give him a piece of my mind.
Wilma Flintstone : Not too big a piece, Fred. You haven't any to spare.
Fred Flintstone : [mimics] "You haven't any to spare." How droll. How very droll.