The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Stonefinger Caper (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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[the gang watch the hero in a movie drive up with two beautiful women]
Fred Flintstone : [whistles] What class!
Barney Rubble : Wowee wow wow!
Fred Flintstone : Look at those legs!
Barney Rubble : Unbelievable!
Wilma Flintstone : What nonsense! They're just ordinary pretty girls.
Fred Flintstone : What girls? We're talking about that car!
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[Fred just received another ticket]
Fred Flintstone : A ticket? But there's no law against giving away a car.
Police Officer : No, sir, but you can't leave it in a No Parking Zone while you're doing it.
Fred Flintstone : No Parking Zone? I didn't see any sign saying...
[Fred turns around and sees a No Parking sign]
Fred Flintstone : Oh, boy! Another 50 bucks! This is the end!
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[Betty and Wilma return home with many shopping bags]
Fred Flintstone : What is all this, Wilma?
Wilma Flintstone : Our wardrobe for the car. You can't drive a Maserocki wearing a house dress.
Fred Flintstone : Why not?
Betty Rubble : [chuckles] Listen to them, Wilma. They're kidding us.
Barney Rubble : I sure hope there's a joke someplace.
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[Gazoo appears after Fred accidentally says his name]
The Great Gazoo : You called, gentlemen?
Fred Flintstone : Well, no. Not really.
The Great Gazoo : There's nothing wrong with my hearing. You called. And about time, I must say. I'll never get back home if you don't allow me to do any good deeds. Now, what do you want?
Barney Rubble : Excitement.
Fred Flintstone : Nothing.
The Great Gazoo : [flies over to Barney] Oooh! I like your idea better.
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[about the Maserocki car]
Barney Rubble : We'd be better off giving it away.
Fred Flintstone : Hey! Why not? Let some poor unfortunate soul get it like we did, as a gift.
Barney Rubble : Fred, you got nothing but heart.
Fred Flintstone : Correction, Barney. I got nothing but bills.
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Police Officer : Now that I know who you are, I fixed it in the usual way, Mr. Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : I figured you would. Hey, wait a minute! This ticket's for 50 bucks!
Police Officer : That's the usual way.