- [the gang watch the hero in a movie drive up with two beautiful women]
- Fred Flintstone: [whistles] What class!
- Barney Rubble: Wowee wow wow!
- Fred Flintstone: Look at those legs!
- Barney Rubble: Unbelievable!
- Wilma Flintstone: What nonsense! They're just ordinary pretty girls.
- Fred Flintstone: What girls? We're talking about that car!
- [Fred just received another ticket]
- Fred Flintstone: A ticket? But there's no law against giving away a car.
- Police Officer: No, sir, but you can't leave it in a No Parking Zone while you're doing it.
- Fred Flintstone: No Parking Zone? I didn't see any sign saying...
- [Fred turns around and sees a No Parking sign]
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy! Another 50 bucks! This is the end!
- [Betty and Wilma return home with many shopping bags]
- Fred Flintstone: What is all this, Wilma?
- Wilma Flintstone: Our wardrobe for the car. You can't drive a Maserocki wearing a house dress.
- Fred Flintstone: Why not?
- Betty Rubble: [chuckles] Listen to them, Wilma. They're kidding us.
- Barney Rubble: I sure hope there's a joke someplace.
- [Gazoo appears after Fred accidentally says his name]
- The Great Gazoo: You called, gentlemen?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, no. Not really.
- The Great Gazoo: There's nothing wrong with my hearing. You called. And about time, I must say. I'll never get back home if you don't allow me to do any good deeds. Now, what do you want?
- Barney Rubble: Excitement.
- Fred Flintstone: Nothing.
- The Great Gazoo: [flies over to Barney] Oooh! I like your idea better.
- [about the Maserocki car]
- Barney Rubble: We'd be better off giving it away.
- Fred Flintstone: Hey! Why not? Let some poor unfortunate soul get it like we did, as a gift.
- Barney Rubble: Fred, you got nothing but heart.
- Fred Flintstone: Correction, Barney. I got nothing but bills.
- Police Officer: Now that I know who you are, I fixed it in the usual way, Mr. Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: I figured you would. Hey, wait a minute! This ticket's for 50 bucks!
- Police Officer: That's the usual way.