The Flintstones (TV Series)
This Is Your Lifesaver (1962)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : [about a man-eating barracuspid fish] Hey, pretty fierce looking, huh, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Hmm...
Barney Rubble : Fred? What do you think?
Fred Flintstone : Nah. After seeing Gypsum tear up 10 pounds of stegosaurus steak Friday, I wouldn't give this fish an even chance with him.
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Fred Flintstone : I told Wilma how she can economize and save 500 bucks a year on the grocery bill alone.
Barney Rubble : Oh, you gonna cut out your midnight raids on the icebox?
Fred Flintstone : No, I'm gonna cancel the big food disposal unit Wilma was expecting... her mother. She eats like a seven-year locust, only she comes here every seven months.
Barney Rubble : You're lucky, Fred. Look at poor Harvey Boxite. He's been married 12 years and his mother-in-law only visited him once.
Fred Flintstone : What's so bad about that?
Barney Rubble : She came the day after they was married, and never left!
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Barney Rubble : Yes, sir. I always say a couple of good nights sleep will straighten anybody out, except you, Fred.
[a tired Fred mumbles]
Barney Rubble : Gee, your eyes look like someone pried the covers off two cans of red paint. Hey, uh, didn't you get any sleep last night either?
Fred Flintstone : No.
Barney Rubble : That's three nights running. You got insomnia.
Fred Flintstone : No, I got a house guest.
Barney Rubble : What's that got to do with it?
Fred Flintstone : Did you ever try sleeping in a rocking chair without a safety belt?
Barney Rubble : How come you slept in a rocking chair?
Fred Flintstone : Because Wilma was sleeping on the couch.
Barney Rubble : Well, how come Wilma was sleeping on the couch?
Fred Flintstone : Because J. Montague Gypsum was sleeping in both our beds.
Barney Rubble : Both beds? How come?
Fred Flintstone : Because J.M. Gypsum got a bad back from sleeping on the couch, so now he has to sleep on the bias across two beds pushed together because Wilma feels sorry for him, AND BECAUSE I'M A BIG STUPID NUT!
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J. Montague Gypsum : I see your scheme. You're trying to talk me into coming home with you. That's your game, isn't it?
Fred Flintstone : Well, uh, uh, not exactly. You see, I already put my foot down about my mother-in-law coming to visit us.
J. Montague Gypsum : Ah, you did right. Never admit an outsider into your cherished family circle. It's like letting a camel put his head in your tent.
Barney Rubble : Hey, he knows your mother-in-law, Fred.
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Fred Flintstone : Okay, let's synchronize our sundials. I got 10:35. What do you got?
Barney Rubble : A migraine headache.