The Flintstones (TV Series)

This Is Your Lifesaver (1962)

Walker Edmiston: J. Montague Gypsum

Quotes 

• J. Montague Gypsum : I see your scheme. You're trying to talk me into coming home with you. That's your game, isn't it?

  Fred Flintstone : Well, uh, uh, not exactly. You see, I already put my foot down about my mother-in-law coming to visit us.

  J. Montague Gypsum : Ah, you did right. Never admit an outsider into your cherished family circle. It's like letting a camel put his head in your tent.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, he knows your mother-in-law, Fred.

• Fred Flintstone : All right, all right. Where's Wilma?

  J. Montague Gypsum : Oh, you're back. You left in such a hurry, I didn't have a chance to tell you. Both of them left. Mentioned something about tired of being cooped up.

  Fred Flintstone : What did you say to Wilma? You made them leave. You did it.

  J. Montague Gypsum : What are you talking about, Ferdy?

  Fred Flintstone : The name's Fred. And I'm talking about my razor, my aftershave lotion, my smokes, my robe, my slippers, and a whole case of Rocky Cola. And when are you leaving? That's what I'm talking about!

  J. Montague Gypsum : Dear, boy. You have to expect these little annoyances when you have a house guest. I find you quite abominable, too, but let's make the best of it, shall we? We're both in this together.

  Fred Flintstone : What do you mean, both together?

  J. Montague Gypsum : Don't you remember? You saved my life, Ferdy.

  Fred Flintstone : The name's Fred! So let's call it even. You don't owe me anything.

  J. Montague Gypsum : Ah, but you owe me something. I was perfectly willing to jump off that bridge, and you stopped me. Therefore, my life is your responsibility.

  Fred Flintstone : You mean you're not ever going to leave?

  J. Montague Gypsum : Why should I? I've got food, shelter, and shaving lotion. Everything I need but a pinch of oregano. Waddle down to the store and get me some, will you, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : The name is Ferdy!