The Flintstones (TV Series)
Wilma's Vanishing Money (1962)
Frank Nelson: Clerk
Quotes
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Clerk : Oh yes, let's see now, bowling balls. Ah yes, here it is. Our best seller, and it's marked down.
Fred Flintstone : Black, huh? Does it come in brown?
Clerk : Brown. You did say brown, didn't you?
Fred Flintstone : Yes.
Clerk : [shows him a bowling ball] Brown.
Fred Flintstone : What do you think, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Gee, I don't know Fred.
Fred Flintstone : You're right, black was better.
Clerk : Black?
[shoves a bowling ball at Fred again]
Clerk : Black.
Fred Flintstone : The first one was blacker!
Clerk : [getting annoyed] This IS the first one!
Fred Flintstone : What do you think, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Come to think of it, brown wasn't bad.
Fred Flintstone : No, no it wasn't.
Clerk : [sarcastically] Maybe you'd rather have it in baby blue, to go with your eyes.
Barney Rubble : How come these are marked down?
Clerk : They've been slightly used in tournament play.
Fred Flintstone : What shape is this ball in?
Clerk : Generally speaking, round.
Fred Flintstone : What can I get that's a little more catchy?
Clerk : I know, how about the measles?
Fred Flintstone : How about the measles? What is with this guy?