The Flintstones (TV Series)
Wilma, the Maid (1963)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Mrs Vanderock
Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : Last week, the TV set broke down. Fred wouldn't even call a repairman.
Betty Rubble : How'd you get it fixed?
Wilma Flintstone : I took a screwdriver and poked around myself.
Betty Rubble : [gasps] But that's dangerous, all that power. Suppose you touched the wrong thing?
Wilma Flintstone : I did. That's how my hair got so curly. I'm the only woman in town who got her permanent on Channel 17.
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[Wilma pretends to be ill]
Fred Flintstone : Now, come on, Wilma. You know there's nothing wrong with you.
Wilma Flintstone : But I'm sick, Fred. Sick, sick, sick! Do I have to cry to show you how sick I am?
Fred Flintstone : Oh, don't cry. Your mascara's running enough already.
Wilma Flintstone : My mascara?
[touches her makeup]
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, you knew all the time!
[Wilma starts to cry heavily]
Fred Flintstone : Of course. Oh, Wilma. No, no, no. Stop! Stop, Wilma! Wilma, stop! The... The neighbors will think I'm beating you, Wilma! Stop! Okay, okay, okay! You can have the maid!
[Wilma stops crying]
Wilma Flintstone : I can have a maid?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but I sure don't know where I'll get the money to pay for it.
Wilma Flintstone : We'll manage. You'll see.
[walks away]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, what are you doing?
[Wilma starts vacuuming and scrubbing the floor]
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I know a nice woman who'll help with the cleaning and cooks the most wonderful Italian dishes.
Fred Flintstone : But you're getting a maid. Why are you cleaning?
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I couldn't let her see the house this way.
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[after Wilma confesses to the Vanderocks]
Mrs. Vanderock : You're not a maid? Oh, and we thought the Rubbles were trying to be snobs.
Barney Rubble : Oh, heck, I'm no snob. I don't even know how to spell it.
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[to convince Fred she needs a maid, Wilma carries in a heavy load of logs while Fred and Barney play cards]
Fred Flintstone : Make like you don't see her. Uh, your pick, Barney.
[Wilma walks by groaning]
Fred Flintstone : Uh, my pick now. Oh ho! Boy, what a hand.
[Wilma continues to groaning]
Barney Rubble : I'll bet your hand is better than mine, Fred.
[Wilma angrily drops the logs]
Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, did you just carry all those logs in here?
Wilma Flintstone : Yes, I did.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, honey, I don't want you carrying loads like that. That's much too heavy for you. Next time, make two trips.
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Betty Rubble : [about a maid] I'd give anything for one.
Wilma Flintstone : Why don't you ask Barney?
Betty Rubble : [giggles] Because I hate to see a grown man cry.
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Betty Rubble : Take Mrs. Vanderock's stole, Barney.
Barney Rubble : My pleasure.
[removes the stole]
Mrs. Vanderock : How nice. Be careful with it. It's mink, you know.
Barney Rubble : Hm. Smells like skunk to me.
Minkasaurus : Well, you don't smell like a bed of roses to me, either.