- Jason Turner: Tanya, I thought I'd gone to heaven when you married me 8 years ago. I thought it was as good as it could get. But I didn't reckon on how I'd feel today. You've stuck with me, through thick and thin. My rock. My beautiful wife. This ring symbolizes what I feel for you. Tanya I want you to wear it forever, cause you're my girl. You're my one and only.
- Tanya Turner: Jason, you lying piece of shit!
- Tanya Turner: You know this scum bag has played me for an idiot my entire adult life. I know most of you tried to tell me but, I didn't want to see it. Well today when I got dressed, I put my brain in too. I should have divorced you when I had the chance Jason! Commitment? The only way to keep your dick under control is to cut it off! But sadly, I don't have my nail scissors with me.
- Jason Turner: Oh, hoping I was gonna jump? Tough shit! Cause I'm the man. I'm Jason Turner. I'm Jason Turner!