- Roz: You are not gonna believe what just happened. Bulldog just told me he loved me.
- Frasier: What?
- Roz: Yeah, he made Ted bring me home early. It turns out he's been scaring my dates off all week.
- Frasier: Well, what did you say to him?
- Roz: I tried to let him down easy. I felt sorry for the guy.
- Frasier: Bulldog. Wow, he's full of surprises, isn't he?
- Roz: Who'd have thought? You know what's really weird? I'm gonna miss him. Look at this. Never had to worry about Alice, he kept this place so neat, and it was really nice to have someone to... someone to come home to.
- Roz: What'd you guys do today?
- Bulldog: Oh, we fed the ducks! We rode the horses at the park, then we came back here for a whole jar of peas!
- Roz: Peas? How did you get her to eat those?
- Bulldog: There's a trick to it. You gotta pretend to sneeze them out of your nose.
- Roz: [amazed] How did you come up with that?
- Bulldog: It's an interesting story...
- Roz: Actually, don't tell me.
- Bulldog: Okay. If you're not going to have some peaches, we've got some Jell-O in the fridge. You know, some naughty ladies like to wrestle in that stuff.
- Martin Crane: [in the cemetery] I'll put your mother's ashes on the left side because that was her side of the bed. And look at that, right by the maintenance shed.
- Frasier: And that's a good thing because...?
- Martin Crane: First ones to get mowed. Now, Frasier, take three steps to your left.
- [Frasier does]
- Martin Crane: You too, Niles.
- [Niles does too]
- Frasier: Okay, now what?
- Martin Crane: Congratulations! You're now standing on your own graves!
- [Frasier and Niles look aghast]
- Martin Crane: I know what you're thinking, the expense, well you don't have to worry about that. Merry Christmas, boys!