Frasier (TV Series)

The Show Where Diane Comes Back (1996)

John Carroll Lynch: Franklin

Quotes 

• Franklin : [Frasier is watching Diane's play, where he is portrayed as a pleasant pushover]  Could we just stop for a second? This whole getting-left-at-the-altar thing-I just don't know what I'm supposed to be feeling.

  Frasier : *I* may be able to illuminate that for you!

  [gets up and storms onstage] 

  Frasier : What you are feeling is that this woman has reached into your chest, plucked out your heart, and thrown it to her hell-hounds for a chew toy! And it's not the last time either! Because that's what this woman is! She is the devil! There's no use running away from her, because no matter how far you go, no matter how many years you let pass, you will never be completely out of reach of those bony fingers! So, drink hearty, Franklin, and laugh! Because you have made a pact with Beelzebub! And her name is Mary Ann!