Frasier (TV Series)

When a Man Loves Two Women (1999)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Frasier : Say, Dad, you remember that woman I went out with on Valentine's Day but I wasn't quite sure if it was a romantic thing?

  Martin Crane : Yeah, that new publicity woman at the station.

  Frasier : Yes, Cassandra Stone. Well, I asked her out again last night and I got my answer.

  Martin Crane : Oh, I'm sorry, Fras'.

  Frasier : No, I'm not finished!

  Martin Crane : That's the spirit. You hang in there.

  Daphne Moon : You know, Dr. Crane, someone once said that long periods of abstinence can actually refresh the soul.

  Cassandra Stone : [Cassandra enters in a blue robe]  Morning, everyone!

  Frasier : Yes. Well, that someone was me and I was full of it!

• Frasier : Oh, morning, Dad.

  Martin Crane : Everything go alright with Faye last night? She didn't take the breakup too hard, did she?

  Frasier : Not really.

  Martin Crane : Well, I'm sure she realizes, pretty as she is, that she won't be alone for long.

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters in the blue robe]  Good morning, Martin!

  Martin Crane : What'd I tell you?

• Frasier : To be fair, she was the first to plant her flag on Terra Frasier.

  Niles : I'm starting to think Napoleon had a Frasier complex.

• Frasier : Oh, good morning.

  Daphne Moon : Morning.

  Martin Crane : I didn't hear you come in last night. You have a date?

  Daphne Moon : [Frasier comes back from the kitchen holding up two mugs]  Well, I guess that answers that.

  Martin Crane : Well, ease up there, Cassandra's a great gal - women like her don't come along every day.

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters, wearing the same blue robe Cassandra wore the previous day]  Morning!

  Daphne Moon : No, they certainly don't!

• Cassandra Stone : I'll just use the powder room.

  [closes the door behind her] 

  Frasier : This is a disaster!

  Niles : What is?

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters from the bedroom]  Hi, Niles.

  Niles : Oh! I'm up to speed.

• Frasier : How do you tell somebody that you're attracted to them but you just can't sleep with them?

  Roz Doyle : I guess you just say... you just say... I'll ask around.

• Niles : I ended up playing an exhilarating game with Chip Emery.

  Frasier : Oh?

  Niles : Won two out of three sets, and if you recall, Chip was club champion four years running.

  Frasier : Yes, and I also recall that that record comes with an asterisk. I believe his streak was interrupted by World War 2.

  Niles : It was Korea and you know it.

• Niles : Just go with me on this, Frasier. Heads, it's Faye, tails, Cassandra... and the winner is...

  [points at Frasier] 

  Niles : Admit it! You want me to say one name more than the other.

  Frasier : Niles, you're right, I do - Cassandra.

• Frasier : Faye used the word "jejune" last night.

• Faye Moskowitz : I have really got to run. I'm running late and I still have to call my friend at the museum to get tickets for that Seurat exhibit. I just hope it's not sold out.

  Frasier : Well if it is: Que Seurat, Seurat.

  [laughs] 

  Faye Moskowitz : That was funnier the first time.

  Frasier : Yeah.

• Niles : So why was Faye at your apartment this morning?

  Frasier : Well, actually I almost made a terrible mistake. I was prepared to break things off with her--and then suddenly we fell into this marvelous conversation about architecture. And as it turns out, she detests the design of the Bilbao art museum as much as I do!

  Niles : And you almost let her go.

• Frasier : [Roz encourages Frasier to casually date 2 women]  Well, that sort of lifestyle is all right for some people, but not for me. I'm a one-woman man... if that!

• Daphne Moon : What, you mean you're dating both of them?

  Frasier : No, I didn't intend to. It's just that - well, I ran into Faye yesterday and I was about to tell her about Cassandra. It's just that we were enjoying our coffee so much that coffee turned into dinner, and then dinner turned into drinks, and then drinks turned into, well... coffee again!