Frasier (TV Series)

When a Man Loves Two Women (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [after Frasier has ushered both Faye and Cassandra from his apartment early one morning] 

  Niles : Got any more hiding in the grotto, Hef?

• Frasier : To be fair, she was the first to plant her flag on Terra Frasier.

  Niles : I'm starting to think Napoleon had a Frasier complex.

• Cassandra Stone : I'll just use the powder room.

  [closes the door behind her] 

  Frasier : This is a disaster!

  Niles : What is?

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters from the bedroom]  Hi, Niles.

  Niles : Oh! I'm up to speed.

• Niles : I ended up playing an exhilarating game with Chip Emery.

  Frasier : Oh?

  Niles : Won two out of three sets, and if you recall, Chip was club champion four years running.

  Frasier : Yes, and I also recall that that record comes with an asterisk. I believe his streak was interrupted by World War 2.

  Niles : It was Korea and you know it.

• Niles : Just go with me on this, Frasier. Heads, it's Faye, tails, Cassandra... and the winner is...

  [points at Frasier] 

  Niles : Admit it! You want me to say one name more than the other.

  Frasier : Niles, you're right, I do - Cassandra.

• Niles : So why was Faye at your apartment this morning?

  Frasier : Well, actually I almost made a terrible mistake. I was prepared to break things off with her--and then suddenly we fell into this marvelous conversation about architecture. And as it turns out, she detests the design of the Bilbao art museum as much as I do!

  Niles : And you almost let her go.